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An oldie :D

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and still annoying :laugh2:
 

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I try to have one every work day during my morning break at work. I like my bananas just after they have started turning yellow. green and they're kinda bitter. I've heard that if you leave them in the plastic produce bag, they get ripe very fast. something about gases excaping causes them to turn brown faster.
 

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Bananas hurt my gut too, unless it's in a Steak 'N Shake banana and chocolate shake. Then...there ain't much better :)
 

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I try to have one every work day during my morning break at work. I like my bananas just after they have started turning yellow. green and they're kinda bitter. I've heard that if you leave them in the plastic produce bag, they get ripe very fast. something about gases excaping causes them to turn brown faster.

I like mine just after they start turning yellow too, maybe a bit of green around the ends or whatever.
 

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I like mine just after they start turning yellow too, maybe a bit of green around the ends or whatever.

yeah, the texture seems better. I don't care for the mushy ones. there's one thing that I learned while in college many years ago. don't eat bananas and then go out drinking. :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: it was a very long time before I could eat bananas again.
 

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They are bad for me and good for me. They make me want to climb trees. They helped to get me over my fear of heights! When I mix them with coca nuts the fire company is called cause I won't come down.
 

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Im allergic to bananas, my insides burn like fire, and no amount of profuse vomiting makes me feel better. I generally start to hallucinate as well, not in that awesome lets eat bananas and trip sort of a way, but in that "your insides are burning and you're throwing up your own ass" delirium sort of a hallucination.

I used to love banana bread but I cant even stand the smell of a banana anymore without gettting nauseous and headachey
 

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Im allergic to bananas, my insides burn like fire, and no amount of profuse vomiting makes me feel better. I generally start to hallucinate as well, not in that awesome lets eat bananas and trip sort of a way, but in that "your insides are burning and you're throwing up your own ass" delirium sort of a hallucination.

I used to love banana bread but I cant even stand the smell of a banana anymore without gettting nauseous and headachey

Sucks to be you, mate. My sympathies.

At least, you know your enemy. :cool:
 

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Banana flavor Hawaiian ice is pretty tasty too, and the Banana Laffy Taffy (love when Sweetwater throws those in) :)
 

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Didn't they say in that documentary about Woodstock that they handed out bananas so people wouldn't need to use the sh!tters so much, because they had like, 10. :laugh2: :laugh2:
 
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Is that true??

Can tell you this much. I had a colonoscopy a few years back and I had to pay $35 for this kit to purge my system. I needed the tank empty!

I could have gotten the same results from Taco Bell for 99¢ :dude:
 

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Is that true??

Can tell you this much. I had a colonoscopy a few years back and I had to pay $35 for this kit to purge my system. I needed the tank empty!

I could have gotten the same results from Taco Bell for 99¢ :dude:

I've gone through that procedure 3 times. every 5 years. after the last time, I told my doctor, "well, there's no secrets between us now". :laugh2:
 
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I've gone through that procedure 3 times. every 5 years. after the last time, I told my doctor, "well, there's no secrets between us now". :laugh2:

The first one I had about 15 years ago I was awake and it was painful. The one I had a few years ago I was put out and didn't feel a thing. They could have all had a go at me and I would never know. No one offered to take me to dinner after, so maybe there's no tread left on the tire...so to speak. :D
 

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The first one I had about 15 years ago I was awake and it was painful. The one I had a few years ago I was put out and didn't feel a thing. They could have all had a go at me and I would never know. :D

yep, that's why I told the doctor about no secrets between us. and she agreed. :shock: :naughty: :cool:
 

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Bananas are very bad.
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Some find him a-peeling.
 

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Didn't they say in that documentary about Woodstock that they handed out bananas so people wouldn't need to use the sh!tters so much, because they had like, 10. :laugh2: :laugh2:

I'm pretty sure bananas help cure constipation ... so they should make one need to take a crap more ... not less.

:cool:

:dunno:

Bananas help restore potassium and sugars (sugars are part of the anti-constipation part). So they are good for folks ... who ... like say ... have exercised and deleted body resources ... or those who have just been in the "wilderness" and not eaten properly for a while.
 

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The only one who gets a bananna when I wake up in the mornings is my GF.
But she takes it well :D
 

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