Apple LGBTQIA+ Watch Bands, $50+

[Kamen_Kaiju]

 

[pnuggett]

Report: Despite Attempts To Add More Genders, There Still Seem To Be Just 2 Plus 767 Mental Disorders
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June 1st, 2022 - BabylonBee.com

U.S.—Despite decades of research attempting to add additional genders, scientists have finally admitted there are still only two genders plus a growing list of 767 mental disorders.

"Yup, looks like it's still just 'male' and 'female,'" said research scientist Dr. Viggs Vinstone, looking up from his microscope in frustration. "As it turns out, the rest of the genders were really just a collection of mental illnesses and quirky personality traits we accidentally misclassified as genders. Sorry—our mistake!"

Researchers confirmed that the growing list of exciting new genders that include classifications such as "non-binary," "demon," and "cake" aren't really genders at all, but instead a snowballing collection of bizarre personality disorders that continues to grow by the minute as the human race loses touch with reality.

"Wow, this looks pretty bad! How did we miss that?" said Dr. Vinstone. "Maybe we should start helping all these poor confused people!"

Findings also suggested that the vast majority of the 767 mental illnesses can be cured by simply telling people "Science has found there are only two genders." Medical professionals are already modifying their treatment plans accordingly.

UPDATE: At publishing time, scientists confirmed the list has grown from 767 to 829 mental illnesses.

UPDATE: It's now at 932.

UPDATE: 1,326.

 

[SteveGangi]

Oh really now!!!!? Well then I can't wait until my little safe-space niece and her jobless boyfriend show up for the 4th of July family BBQ again this summer. They have a habit of walking out at the first mention of snowflakes, safe spaces and whoa!... expecially when I start in about abortion - that's my crescendo. Oh, I just love watching them run off the property like I'm Satan incarnate, when the whole time it was their professors all along.

Oh you just do that so they'll leave before you have to share the BBQ. We're wise to your little scheme

 

[SteveGangi]

I think it depends on how the offense is expressed.

In your case, I know that stupidity offends you/makes you angry, but your anger is better described as annoyance, which is a mild form of anger. When you comment on something which annoys you, you don't go overboard.

I am offended/irritated by people who think only whites are "real" people, just as I am offended/irritated by the "ACAB" crowd. ("All Cops Are Bastards.") I'll say that they are stupid, but I don't screech about it.

At least not usually.

I save it for Fridays

 

[SteveGangi]

The last thing this one armed guy needs is a watch band that would cause a limp wrist. If I recall, my Strawberry Shortcake watch had a rainbow band.

Forget her, I go more for Bitch Pudding.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

And don't forget, it's Pride Month! An entire month celebrating I'm not sure what.

I'm still trying to figure out if a lesbian transitions to a guy is she still a lesbian?

 

[Santa666]

I wish Gibson would make an LGBTQRSTP+ guitar with some bling...or at least some rainbow guitar straps...to show allyship.

Buy PRS.

Guitar Center Celebrates Pride Month With PRS Private Stock Rainbow Model Auction

The proceeds will support an LGBTQ charity campaign.

www.ultimate-guitar.com

 

[fry]

Buy PRS.

Guitar Center Celebrates Pride Month With PRS Private Stock Rainbow Model Auction

The proceeds will support an LGBTQ charity campaign.

www.ultimate-guitar.com

Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ…

 

[pnuggett]

Guitar Center pffftttt. Look what Best Buy has put together.

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www.bestbuy.com

 

[fry]

Guitar Center pffftttt. Look what Best Buy has put together.

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www.bestbuy.com

“We are so proud to support you, now buy our crap!!”

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

And don't forget, it's Pride Month! An entire month celebrating I'm not sure what.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

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Well...could he tell?

 

[LPMarshall Hack]

Well...could he tell?

Id have to imagine it feels like tax day. Or Monday.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Well...could he tell?

idk I didn't watch the video, I just saw the meme posted on twitter. Apparently it's real though.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

idk I didn't watch the video, I just saw the meme posted on twitter. Apparently it's real though.

OK, are you going to go watch it or do we have to draw straws?

 

[JTM45]

Here’s a nugget or two for you

Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to Trans women

Some women have a hole where their penis used to be, and it can share microbiome with the colon—creating a distinct transitioning odor.

iqfy.com

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Here’s a nugget or two for you

Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to Trans women

Some women have a hole where their penis used to be, and it can share microbiome with the colon—creating a distinct transitioning odor.

iqfy.com

 

[pnuggett]

Here’s a nugget or two for you

Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to Trans women

Some women have a hole where their penis used to be, and it can share microbiome with the colon—creating a distinct transitioning odor.

iqfy.com

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

some of the comments are funny.

I don't understand why anyone would want to smell shit to "relate".

Why do I need to relate to anyone? Should I punch myself in the nuts to relate to people who've been punched in the nuts? No,.. that's just stupid.

There's empathy and then there's just being stupid.