Anyone over the age of 40 pop the question here?

[Dilemma]

Well what does she think you should do with your dog's nuts?

Put a diamond on them. Duh.

 

[Tone deaf]

If the wedding is for the woman, what exactly is for me? Men need to realize they too have value.

Phase 1: You get a week or two of great, frequent sex and pressure-less companionship. With the sand still between your toes, you move into Phase 2. You are better off going into Phase 2, in love and blissfully ignorant of what it has in store for you. However, if you must know more, you can read all about it, here:*

* OK, it is mostly the last 20-25% of Phase 2, described in the book. The first 75-80% were pretty good, but it doesn't make as good of a punchline.

 

[Joeydego]

Ok here it is after 5 pages. We are well into decades worth of womans lib. Women are well integrated into every facet of the workforce, govt, etc etc. So now that we're all equal and no one is better than anyone else, here's some hard truth.

No woman is a princess (unless her parents are a king or queen)
sex and/or a relationship isnt something to show undying appreciation for. Yall have and like orgasms too, and we know it. You want the relationship just the same way we (men) do, so no, you're not owed for that. Lets cut all this her special day princess crap. You cant have it both ways. I LIKE equality.

 

[Ed B]

 

[Cruznolfart]

Missus and I lived in sin for 5 years before getting hitched. We did it for the Grand kids. (4 at that time; 11 now) We hopped in the van and drove up I-5 to the closest town with a JP, who happened to be a lady. She put on a black robe and a string of pearls and read us over the broomstick. I might'a put on some clean Levis if we hadn't been in such an all-fired hurry.

It was a few years later we bought some sparklers for her fingers. Up until then, neither one of us wore a band or ring. We didn't follow any formula regarding costs. We just had a few bountiful years in a row. Now, when she gussies up, she has some pop for her hands. I wear my Dad's ring on those occasions. Hers will go to her Grand-daughters; mine to my Son. So there's a little tradition involved, I s'pose.

We've been together now a little over 23 years. I was 43, she 42 when we hooked up. Had none of our children and all of our grand-children together. Oh, and now our Great grands. Wow!1

 

[teame1]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cubic_zirconia

 

[Pal]

Why are you in a relationship where an arsenal is necessary?

Passion.