Another "Florida Man" story. And this one Hurts!

Tone deaf

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You're 51 and you find out your wife is cheating on you. You can 1) kick that b*tch to the curb and start banging all sorts of crazy ass (let me tell you, younger women (who have grown up with porn) will curl your toenails), or 2) go to jail for the rest of your life.

The right answer seems kind of obvious...if you aren't from Florida.*



*To my knowledge, I have never banged a married woman (other than my ex, who was married to me).
 

Tone deaf

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why attack the dude?

just saying, guys are dumb, they only fuck that which lets themselves be fucked.

takes two to bang boots.x chromosome
Yup. Being a dude, we know we'll f*** pretty much anything. We all know that the keeper of that gate doesn't have a Y chromosome.
 

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At least the rooster was quick about it with a sharp knife.

A pair of scissors??? Geeeeeesh
 


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