Another "Florida Man" story. And this one Hurts!

[LocoTex]

Florida man sentenced to 20 years for cutting off wife’s lover’s penis

A Florida man who tied up his wife’s lover, held him at gunpoint and cut off his penis with a pair of scissors will serve a 20-year prison sentence for his crime.

www.clickorlando.com

 

[jkes01]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There is something in Florida’s water that breeds bat sh!t crazy people.

 

[PeteK]

$251,000 is the price of a severed pecker these days?

 

[Olds442]

that'll fix him.

 

[slug_maine]

Records show Bonilla took the severed appendage and ran off across the street to his own home.

 

[TheX]

The cheating woman will claim she's a victim...and start a go-fund-me.

 

[Olds442]

a little gorilla glue and he'll be fine.

 

[fleahead]

 

[slug_maine]

The court went hard on him.

 

[Meatwad]

Just rip it and win!

 

[Tone deaf]

You're 51 and you find out your wife is cheating on you. You can 1) kick that b*tch to the curb and start banging all sorts of crazy ass (let me tell you, younger women (who have grown up with porn) will curl your toenails), or 2) go to jail for the rest of your life.

The right answer seems kind of obvious...if you aren't from Florida.*



*To my knowledge, I have never banged a married woman (other than my ex, who was married to me).

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

why attack the dude?

just saying, guys are dumb, they only fuck that which lets themselves be fucked.

takes two to bang boots.

 

[Tone deaf]

why attack the dude?

just saying, guys are dumb, they only fuck that which lets themselves be fucked.

takes two to bang boots.x chromosome

Yup. Being a dude, we know we'll f*** pretty much anything. We all know that the keeper of that gate doesn't have a Y chromosome.

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

Oh, the irony ...

About the Author:

Adrienne Cutway

 

[SixAngryStrings]

 

[Guy Named Sue]

At least the rooster was quick about it with a sharp knife.

A pair of scissors??? Geeeeeesh

 

[Tim Plains]

Lorne Bobbitt!!

 

[JTM45]

Records show Bonilla took the severed appendage and ran off across the street to his own home.

And the muthafucker never brought it back to me, they call me stubby now and I dont like it

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Yup. Being a dude, we know we'll f*** pretty much anything. We all know that the keeper of that gate doesn't have a Y chromosome.

Exactly.

The gatekeeper let him in, he didn't kick the door down.

 

[CB91710]

$251,000 is the price of a severed pecker these days?

Seems a bit steep....
I know where you can rent one for $50....