ALWAYS be Closing....

[Tim Fezziwig]

I visit MRS.FEZZ and she is talking to a salesman. WHAT? She actually made me more hardcore. She would tease my genteel suburban ways. I do sometimes want to trust....I know better.

So,I walk up FRIENDLY GIANT JORDAN all 6 ft 7 of him...

This is my husband Tim

My sack shrinks..

HO HI HO Mr. Tim...here to LOVE YOU....SELL SOME SIDING...

Yeah, yeah

Mrs.FEZZ actually gives email other crap...then he wants mine...MRS.FEZZ knows I dont like grift. ....

She storms away....

Poor Jordan... she is like me PURE DUALITY.. so sweet.. then RRROOARRRR..

I know the game. Send pretty GIANT, get foot in door....next comes guy with pinkie ring...ole soft/ hard sell....as if I never saw Glengarry Glen Ross....

 

[pnuggett]

 

[hecube]

Tell me you recited some of your poetry before he left.

 

[SteveC]

Door to door soliciting really chaps my ass.

We should be allowed to shoot those fuckers,

 

[dc007]

Fezz why you be goin all limp dick??

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Tell me you recited some of your poetry before he left.

h,no. I had mercy,he was so sad,why kick a grifter when he is down?

Fezz why you be goin all limp dick??

d,limp? I can't go GONZO 24 +7...tried that...almost burned my butter.

 

[Leee]

Door to door soliciting really chaps my ass.

We should be allowed to shoot those fuckers

I’ve mentioned this before. I have a great strategy for cutting their visits short.

My big, white, hairy ass with a huge tangled mass of hair will open the door wearing nothing more than tighty whiteys.

“Um, I’m sorry. Did I wake you?”

Yes, you did.

Haven’t had that problem once since we moved out to the compound 3 years ago.

 

[RocketJS]

Want to be rid of them fast? Just say sure, give me whatever you've got
as long as it's free. Works in all situations.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Want to be rid of them fast? Just say sure, give me whatever you've got
as long as it's free. Works in all situations.

R,I did a phone version of that.....YELLING..

Hi,I'm lonely. Are you my friend? What did I win? I won I won I won....are you my friend?

I can play a simpleton really well....sure can...