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This looks like these accident photos where the driver's head went through the steering wheel,
only this one was... lucky (?) not to go all the way through.
He only got hit hard in the middle of the face...
That and being a midget.

I know. I shall make some time in the Purgatory for this post.
Out here on the Pacific Coast, you can go rock cod fishing.

What it is basically is a grocery-run.

You go out near the channel islands, you run about 8 hooks on leaders, use anchovies for bait, and attach a one-pound weight, because you're going deep.

Really deep.

After ten minutes or so, you reel it up. Long, long wind.

What comes up looks something like that photo.
 

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My God..

I googled it to see if it had already been used for a song title.

I got as a return:

Alabama woman killed.

Alabama woman Mississippi Man

Alabama woman killed by boyfriend

Alabama woman kills pastor

Alabama woman charged with fetal death..
 

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If I saw a mountain snake like that, I'd have it to the taxidermist for a stole around my wife's neck. Head, fangs and all.

Oh, would she make a splash on Bingo night..
 

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My God..

I googled it to see if it had already been used for a song title.

I got as a return:

Alabama woman killed.

Alabama woman Mississippi Man

Alabama woman killed by boyfriend

Alabama woman kills pastor

Alabama woman charged with fetal death..
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JTM sees it as “Sweet Ho Alabama”.:rofl:
 

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I have friends that moved to LA (Lower Alabama) last year. I don't know why but they did.
 
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See, this is why women can't trust what guys say to us. There are some of you in this thread that would put your dicks into this!

I give up.

Rox, there are guys here who would bang these freaks and worse. Then brag about it that they screwed the freakiest side-show attraction on the planet.

Then there are guys who would find something even worse (if that's possible) and bang that, just to get over on the first guy.


" I banged a two-headed bitch .. "

"Yeah, thats' nuthin'. I banged a siamese twin with her sister watching the whole show.. "

'Ha. Amateurs. You ain't had nothing until you had a broad with a mouth coming out of the back side of her neck. You be doing her from behind, and that mouth be going "oooh, baby baby baby", and you're looking right at it. "
 

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i give him props for vitality if he can get wood for that.

ain't no pill nowhere...
 

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Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little step into the wild side.

Captain Kirk did that green chick, right?

He ain't gonna let a little skin that looks like bread mold put him off..

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And if you're struttin' around in full Kirk mode, that's bad-ass.
 


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