AK47 assault rifle designer Kalashnikov dies at 94

[Gin&Pentatonic]

I was going to make an automatic reply..
but I converted it to semi..just to be safe..

Yes, thank you. It always gets messy when somebody does a spray 'n pray with the puns.

 

[Gin&Pentatonic]

I am not so thick as to assume every AK that has been fired has been done so in a manner that was purely aggressive or on the side of evil.

Plenty of police and military groups have used this weapon against criminals and terrorist.

I also have a couple photos of personal friends of mine carying such weapons into battle. You cannot see them though. they are also Americans. Hmmmm


Not to mention, I am certain more then one father/husband has used such a weapon in the proper and true defense of his family.

Also seems to be the preferred weapon on rebels and freedom fighters.

 

[parts]

The caliber of these retorts makes me recoil..uh..less

 

[parts]

Upon his death Vladimir Putin declared Kalashnikov a, 'Nationalist Russian Acheiver'.. or NRA for short. I'm just sayin'.

Putin's dead..?

 

[Moto54]

Putin's dead..?

No dude-- I was just Putin you on.

 

[nicolasrivera]

I bet he is having a beer with the devil right now!

 

[74JMP]

I love this place. On another form such a thread turns into net tough guys, deleted post n bans ....here we get a few reasonable opinions that may differ and the rest are Shecky Greenesque quips

Guess these are stock jokes

well let me get the lead out I gotta bolt

 

[SteveGangi]

Monkey shooting AK-47 Between Soldiers in Africa!!! - YouTube

I love the way he cleared the camp and then held the weapon overhead LIKE A BOSS

 

[geochem1st]

I am not so thick as to assume every AK that has been fired has been done so in a manner that was purely aggressive or on the side of evil.

Plenty of police and military groups have used this weapon against criminals and terrorist.

I also have a couple photos of personal friends of mine carying such weapons into battle. You cannot see them though. they are also Americans. Hmmmm


Not to mention, I am certain more then one father/husband has used such a weapon in the proper and true defense of his family.

I never implied you are thick, quite the contrary as I like your posts a lot.

But I'm not as thick to assume that every time we go deploy for a military action it's for the side of 'good' over evil.

Seems hard to avoid misfires.

 

[Howard2k]

God damn it. All the high calibre puns have been fired off already.

 

[tinman402]

I been thinking about a AK..

 

[garweft]

Live by the gun.... Die by the gun

 

[tinman402]

Live by the gun.... Die by the gun

lol..

Better than

Live without gun... get found dead

 

[RAG7890]

As soon as I saw this Thread, I thought.......................I bet I end up shooting my mouth off.

Then I thought, wait a minute..............I should take stock of the situation first...............come back in a few rounds.

Just coming back to this now, I am primed for action...........just waiting for the right moment to cap off an argument.............but then again, I suppose I should take everything with a grain of salt, rather than go off fully loaded........

................maybe I should just put a muzzle on myself.

 

[74JMP]

Favorite gun of Russian Cowboys.....shoot out at the AK Corral

 

[TeaForTwo]

Favorite gun of Russian Cowboys.....shoot out at the AK Corral

Better get AKflac insurance first.
.

 

[RAG7890]

 

[Username2]

God damn it. All the high calibre puns have been fired off already.

Now the rest of these puns will all be half cocked.

 

[Caoimhin]

lol..

Better than

Live without gun... get found dead

I've never owned any other thing than a BB gun.

 

[Cpt Matt Sparrow]

You've gone out on a limb here with this, but this man's plight is so disarming, even though in another sense he's armed and dangerous.

I'm amazed the thread hasn't been glocked or at least some of the contents sawn off. It's been an utter blast, so much pun.

Matt