...

[HogmanA]

 

[JMV]

 

[El_Greco]

:
‘the Kid fired, hitting Tex in the elephant and the tundra.

bet that hurt lol

 

[Tsukiyomi]

How'd he get 'elephant' in there? Serves him right for using that Clint Eastwood classic "Two Elephants for Sister Sarah" I suppose!

 

[circusboy28]

I liked that story!

 

[FrankieOliver]

 

[geochem1st]

Programmers...... sheeeesh.

 

[eddiepj10]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[specflec]

Shot in the King?

 

[Nicky]

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Real programmers prefer LEDs.

How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?
24 hours - 3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message.

How many FORTRAN programs does it take to change a light bulb?
1.00000000001

How many BASIC programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10 push bulb upwards:twist bulb clockwise 20 goto 10

How many games machine programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One, but he needs the seal of approval from Nintendo before he can put his light-bulb in their socket.

How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
False.

How many Lisp programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Hmmm, I'm not sure, better find out....
Hmmm, I'm not sure, better find out....
Notes: LISP is a recursive programming language. One problem LISP programmers have to contend with is infinite recursion. (cf computer dictionary entry: recursion - see recursion) These lisp heads are usually research AI types and their standard answer is as in the punchline. It could be improved:
(((H)mmm,) (I'm ((not) sure, better))) (find (out))...

(Found these in a programming textbook at Half-Price Books)

 

[Lyrica]

for those of you who remember DOS, you will have seen this, for those of you who don't, you wont' get it.

C:/

C:/DOS

C:/DOS/Run

Run/DOS/Run



sorry i know it's old, but i love that one

 

[Nicky]

for those of you who remember DOS, you will have seen this, for those of you who don't, you wont' get it.

C:/

C:/DOS

C:/DOS/Run

Run/DOS/Run

sorry i know it's old, but i love that one