50/50 my ass - women have different rules

[zeronalo]

this was my thought at first but that depends ....

Is your wife the sentimental type that keeps up with all the stuff like the anniversary of your first date or the like ?does she put alot of stock in birthdays?Does she get angry if you forget an anniversary or birthday ? Or is she the easy going type that doesn't get all sentimental about things and doesn't care if you forget her birthday ?

If she is the second of the two then don't worry about it and go have a good time on with her on saturday . If she is the first of the 2 then you might want to look into whats actually going on .

she's about as easy going about holidays and birthdays as they get. We don't do Christmas, no gifts, tree, etc. We really don't do anything but dinner on birthdays. Halloween now - hell yeah!

I'm not worried about something going on. This club thing is a big deal for her work, it's a professional organization thing and she is the current treasurer. Theres a 100+ people going to be there so its a big deal.

PFFT! I already set up boys night out - beer, live music, food thats bad for us etc. My wife is going to come get me when she's done so I don't have to drive. She may wind up with a car full of intoxicated guys but it won't be the first time she played taxi.

Like I said before - I have a good woman. I'm just venting that this shit wouldn't turn out so well if I had done something like this.

And I have known for 17 years that it wasn't 50/50. That's why I'm still married. I take the little victories and move on. She said sorry once last year - no for real I have a witness. Thats twice now.................

Freddy

 

[tinman402]

Famous last words before the " I can't take this shit no more" thread late friday night..

 

[MineGoesTo11]

So you going to the peelers then?

 

[lǎo​wài]

Last year my mother called and reminded me it was our anniversary.

I answered the phone so I REMEMBERED FIRST. Ha! Ha ha ha ha haaa. Mrs. Wai had no clue

Is it really that big of a deal? You're adults, right?

My anniversary is coming up, and I'm hoping to schedule a night out with some live music.

And the wife will say, "Why are we going out?"

She's the best

 

[DHBucker]

You're in Hawaii right? let's just hope that Dexter St.Jock isn't there...swingin'....

Now I know you aren't the one that messed with your anniversary...Or "negleted your woman" like Eddie Says..But I hope Dexter doesn't walk up at the shindig... Please take this in the spirit intended. I'm kidding with the clip but dem wimmens are devious creatures...


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIRYRykypKA"]eddie murphy raw FULL bahama joke - YouTube[/ame]

 

[zeronalo]

You're in Hawaii right? let's just hope that Dexter St.Jock isn't there...swingin'....

Now I know you aren't the one that messed with your anniversary...Or "negleted your woman" like Eddie Says..But I hope Dexter doesn't walk up at the shindig... Please take this in the spirit intended. I'm kidding with the clip but dem wimmens are devious creatures...


eddie murphy raw FULL bahama joke - YouTube

I loved that - shows how old I am that I saw that when it came out on HBO

Freddy

 

[Hamtone]

You're in Hawaii right? let's just hope that Dexter St.Jock isn't there...swingin'....

Now I know you aren't the one that messed with your anniversary...Or "negleted your woman" like Eddie Says..But I hope Dexter doesn't walk up at the shindig... Please take this in the spirit intended. I'm kidding with the clip but dem wimmens are devious creatures...


eddie murphy raw FULL bahama joke - YouTube

The funny thing besides the obvious who is the dude banging in the hotel he has to wash his dick in the sink? If women dont do that?

 

[Phil47uk]

she's about as easy going about holidays and birthdays as they get. We don't do Christmas, no gifts, tree, etc. We really don't do anything but dinner on birthdays. Halloween now - hell yeah!

I'm not worried about something going on. This club thing is a big deal for her work, it's a professional organization thing and she is the current treasurer. Theres a 100+ people going to be there so its a big deal.

PFFT! I already set up boys night out - beer, live music, food thats bad for us etc. My wife is going to come get me when she's done so I don't have to drive. She may wind up with a car full of intoxicated guys but it won't be the first time she played taxi.

Like I said before - I have a good woman. I'm just venting that this shit wouldn't turn out so well if I had done something like this.

And I have known for 17 years that it wasn't 50/50. That's why I'm still married. I take the little victories and move on. She said sorry once last year - no for real I have a witness. Thats twice now.................

Freddy

Ah, the plot thickens.. You didn't mention that initially.
In that case I suppose it's very important that she does attend.

Just asked my wife and daughter..

They said if you knew it was important to her why didn't you simply discuss it with her to make it another day.

You aint gonna win either way. Very logical in the communication dept are women.

As for some of the suggestions in here, they simply shook their heads in disbelief and walked off..

 

[markerdown]

Just roll with it and make a mental note of it for future reference and leverage and you should realize by now the 50/50 is only talk, its more like 80/20

 

[DHBucker]

The funny thing besides the obvious who is the dude banging in the hotel he has to wash his dick in the sink? If women dont do that?

Sir, I believe the southern collocquialism for what women of that certain stripe do in this case is take a "whore bath in the zink"....

 

[dennis g]

At a friend's bachelor party, i heard the best "how to understand a woman" speech ever.

My buddies father gathers us all around (after he is completely shit faced) and says "Son, you know I love your mother, RIGHT?" to which the son agrees, then the dad proceeds to say "I love your mother with all my heart, but she's crazy. She's fvcking insane! You new wife is insane as well. All women are crazy as shit. They don't see things the way we see them, they don't hear things the way we hear them. What makes us happy, makes them sad and visa versa. Everytime you think you are doing thr right thing, somehow, it will be considered the wrong thing. When you hear the words "Nothin is wrong. Something is very damn wrong" As long as you remember your wife is nuts and you will rarely, if ever win an argument, even when you are 100% right, you will get along just fine. Do you understand what I just told you?"

It was a fvcking riot. Most of the guys were single at the time, so we didn't get it. He was indeed 100% correct in his assessment of women.

This, indeed, says it all. Women, in some sense or another, are all batshit crazy

 

[tragewombat]

Show me a man that has won an argument with a woman, and I'll show you a liar (or a dead man).

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78c2o79Ohyo&noredirect=1]Chris Rock - Don't argue with a woman (SUB) - YouTube[/ame]