They always do that.But the worst was the male flight attendant. As we were taxiing towards the terminal, he grabs the mic and starts singing.
He changed the lyrics to "Crazy" (Patsy Kline) to his own Southwest Airlines lyrics.
What's worse is he did two full verses. Fuck me.
♫ " And we're crazy for tryin', crazy for cryin', but not crazy for flying Southwest.. " ♫
Where does he get the balls to pull that shit on a captured, buckled-in audience? We can't up and walk away.
a polite email to the carrier including flight number and ticket confirmation number will have some effect.God, his "lisp". He was as gay as could be. And that affected, woosy, fake lisp voice over the mic, singing..
I actually stuck my thumbs in my ears and pressed hard. It did seem to work, made it a tiny bit more tolerable.
I wanted to strangle him with a lamp cord.
You know those drop-down emergency oxygen masks and tubes? I had a fantasy about those tubes.
<hits the compartment door, mask and tubes drop down, I grab the tube and wrap it around the bastard's neck>
" You want crazy? How's this for fucking crazy? "
They'd charge extra for that.If it was a Spirit Airlines flight , you would have to fly On the wing ,
Actually, the E19X series is a great aircraft... by definition it is an RJ, but if flies more like a smaller narrowbody. Steerage is not horrible and with no middle seat, in some ways it is better than others. The F seats are great, too. Better than the 737, A320, and 757.On Lufthanse an E195 economy seat actually provides more space than one on a 747-400.
Never flew the E175 though.
I've had flight attendants make a comment about being sure to say goodbye to "Captain Kangaroo" after a bad landing.upon arrival back to chicago from vegas the flight attendant gave the best welcome.
"Welcome to Chicago, on behalf of your entire crew, we hope you've enjoyed being had by us as much as we've enjoyed taking you for a ride. Be careful opening the overhead bins, we all know that shift happens."
i shit you not, the best welcome message i've ever heard.
The TriStar was an awesome bird.
Sure was. I still have my TWA "Jr. Crew Member" wings from when I was a kid. First flight was PHL-LHR on an L-1011. Long ass ride for a 5 year old but I loved every minute of it.The TriStar was an awesome bird.
Flew one to/from DC in 8th grade.