2016 is barely 30 minutes old and...

[Pennyman]

...I've already crushed two snails while out walking my dog.


Karma has me in her sights...

 

[Laggspike]

05:49PM 2015 here

 

[chasenblues]

I'm outraged!!

#Snailslivesmatter.

 

[Pennyman]

I'm outraged!!

#Snailslivesmatter.

They do, they do..



It's just... if it weren't for the oh-so-satisfying *CRUNCH*....

 

[chasenblues]

I've never tried them.


Not sure if i'd want to.

 

[Bigfoot410]

Probably drag racing anyhow. Good stomp!

 

[Sharky]

I've never tried them.


Not sure if i'd want to.

taste like chicken for sure

 

[lancpudn]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRysrnWZ1SI[/ame]

 

[Gary]

 

[parts]

 

[MooCheng]

I caught one of my employees stamping on a snail,
he said it had been following him around all day


Happy New Year

 

[malcostuart]

 

[malcostuart]

HAPPY NEW YEAR @12:12 am.

 

[Nightrain]

I caught one of my employees stamping on a snail,
he said it had been following him around all day


Happy New Year

 

[moreles]

At least Gibson Model Year 2015 is effing over forever.

 

[redcoats1976]

I've never tried them.


Not sure if i'd want to.

i have.you arent missing much.

 

[Photojazz]

My quartz halogen bulb burned out in the kitchen fixture over stove, and it's a PIA to replace because of removal of this huge glass disc by myself, a trip to Lowes, yada yada, so it's gonna start like this huh? Thanks for nuttin! LOL. Oh, putting the disc back is even harder. GRRRRRR! 2016 I hate you already!

 

[Photojazz]

You are ruining my aerodynamics, Turtle says to snail, and what the h*ll is that smell anyway!

 

[Maynar]

Escargot are tasty. Perhaps a tad chewy, but nothing serious. It's worth paying someone to get them out of the shell, however.

 

[Photojazz]

The day I eat a f*ing snail is the day you better take me to the round room and tell me to go sit in a corner... Just saying.