10% of US men think they can do this!

[SteveGangi]

chimps freak me the fuck out.

And they can tear your arms completely off.

Dont get me wrong here, i know how to fight, since i am a green belt in juijutsu. (Graduated to green belt with broken rib and broken toe)
could do most things in blue belt too. (yes, we learned black belt techniques even as white belts, you get the point..)


However, i would NOT hesitate to run as fast as i could if i had a lion after me haha! (or at least try to..)
NOT a fight i want to pick!
those things are built to kill lol

I went up to blue, and was preparing to test for red belt in Tae Kwon Do. I figure I'd last long enough for one hit from the bear, gorilla, lion, croc, whatEVER. Game over. They are too strong and too fast.

 

[Olds442]

And they can tear your arms completely off.

and your face, balls, toes, anything they want.

that's why they freak me out. don't trust them little wallet and penis snatchers.

i'll take death by lion. seriously, it'd be quicker.

 

[filtersweep]

Interesting...I was watching an African nature documentary recently and they said that Hippos are the #1 KILLER of men in all of Africa. At least among animals. The Hippos will attack canoes and boats without hesitation. Hippos kill crocs. Even lions seldom attack hippos.

Pretty sure mosquitos are the #1 killer of humans- in Africa or globally.

 

[SteveGangi]

and your face, balls, toes, anything they want.

that's why they freak me out. don't trust them little wallet and penis snatchers.

i'll take death by lion. seriously, it'd be quicker.

"It's OK guys, just stay there. I'll just shoot myself for ya".

 

[Mark_the_Knife]

Not only do men overestimate their abilities, but women, too.

This lady (Samantha Ramsdell) probably thinks she could subdue a grizzly bear by screaming. My wife has a small mouth, but boy, can she scream and rant.

 

[Fiat Lux]

Not only do men overestimate their abilities, but women, too.

This lady (Samantha Ramsdell) probably thinks she could subdue a grizzly bear by screaming. My wife has a small mouth, but boy, can she scream and rant.

Screaming and ranting…? Totally NOT where I thought this was headed…

cheers.

 

[six-string]

Pretty sure mosquitos are the #1 killer of humans- in Africa or globally.

Well we could argue over whether they are insects or animals, but then im sure microscopic germs and organisms kill more people than lions or mosquitos.
I still would not mess with a hippo.

 

[Laggspike]

And they can tear your arms completely off.

I went up to blue, and was preparing to test for red belt in Tae Kwon Do. I figure I'd last long enough for one hit from the bear, gorilla, lion, croc, whatEVER. Game over. They are too strong and too fast.

A gorilla can throw around a person as if its a small stick or something, they are frighningly strong, MUCH stronger than you can imagine lol

a quick google search on how strong a Gorilla is: They can bench press roughly 1,8T (yes, 1800kg..) they can lift their own weight 27 times over lol They're strong AF!

 

[filtersweep]

Well we could argue over whether they are insects or animals, but then im sure microscopic germs and organisms kill more people than lions or mosquitos.
I still would not mess with a hippo.

I learned this from my smart-ass kids:

List of deadliest animals to humans - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

It was more a commentary about the show you were watching. Regardless, it doesn’t necessarily indicate what is most dangerous.

 

[Olds442]

downright frightening, post 114.

 

[wildhawk1]

Man rescued after being stalked and repeatedly attacked by grizzly bear for a week

‘He said that the bear kept coming back every night and he hadn’t slept in a few days,’ US Coast Guard pilot says

www.independent.co.uk

 

[joba]

I came for a guitar education , I stayed for these threads !

 

[mgenet]

I thought a bear was the strongest land animal
in the world?

 

[Jymbopalyse]

I thought a bear was the strongest land animal
in the world?

Tell that to a hippopotamus.

 

[Sharky]

I know someone who's come face to face with a full grown tiger once, and they're larger than lions

the Bengal Tiger is not but he very well knows to compensate

 

[Jymbopalyse]

Unfortunately, Roy was one of those 10%.

 

[Olds442]

it's because 10% of men remember Jim from Mutual of Omaha poking lions and shit.