10% of US men think they can do this!

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Ask any man walking on God’s green Earth if they have a mate who severely overestimates their own ability in unarmed combat. They’ll reply by naming a “street-tough” operator before you can even finish the question. Overinflated confidence in this regard is by no means an unexplored phenomenon, especially when it comes to the male species. Although it has just reached all-time highs as a new survey reveals close to 10% of men actually believe they could beat a living, breathing lion in a fist fight.

The YouGov survey conducted in America posed a simple question with 34 different animals alongside humans: if it ever came down to a rumble in the jungle – random match-up, no holds barred, zero weapons involved – who would win? To absolutely no one’s surprise, elephants and rhinoceros’ ranked first with a 74% success rate, following by grizzly bears at 73%, tiger at 70%, hippopotamus’ at 69%, lions at 68%, crocodiles at 67%, alligators at 65% – which is also hilarious given how the crocs and gators are virtually identical killers – then gorillas and polar bears rounding out the top ten with 64% each.




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That‘s fucking funny. :laugh2::laugh2:
 

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Well, there are some folks out there plum et up with The Stupid....

I would suggest they stand on a field and experience a Bama offensive lineman hit them full bore. A lion or griz or a damn polar bear that is hella bigger than it looks on an old Coke commercial, could knock them unconscious on first contact...not to mention numerous broken bones...then there are claws and teeth to deal with....

If one is still conscious and standing after getting Bama'd from a member of The Great Wall of Hell Naw, one just might have a chance of getting a punch or two in before they die a particularly violent and painful death....

Humerns are weird... Some weirder...
 

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big difference between a mountain lion (puma) and an actual "Lion" though

mountain lion..
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'real' Lion..

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...just saying.


A Lion would seriously fuck you up :laugh2: .. .then it would eat your head.

maybe it could choke on your skull, then you can tell people in the afterlife you killed a Lion.
 

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Interesting...I was watching an African nature documentary recently and they said that Hippos are the #1 KILLER of men in all of Africa. At least among animals. The Hippos will attack canoes and boats without hesitation. Hippos kill crocs. Even lions seldom attack hippos.
 

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Interesting...I was watching an African nature documentary recently and they said that Hippos are the #1 KILLER of men in all of Africa. At least among animals. The Hippos will attack canoes and boats without hesitation. Hippos kill crocs. Even lions seldom attack hippos.


Most dangerous land animal there is.... Like a freight train....
 

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Interesting...I was watching an African nature documentary recently and they said that Hippos are the #1 KILLER of men in all of Africa. At least among animals. The Hippos will attack canoes and boats without hesitation. Hippos kill crocs. Even lions seldom attack hippos.

Of all the animals to avoid in Africa, Hippos are number 1, 2 and 3!
 

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big difference between a mountain lion (puma) and an actual "Lion" though

mountain lion..
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'real' Lion..

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...just saying.


A Lion would seriously fuck you up :laugh2: .. .then it would eat your head.

maybe it could choke on your skull, then you can tell people in the afterlife you killed a Lion.

That was a adolescent puma. If that was a full grown puma that dude would have been Puma scat.
 
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