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    Lasko - Killer utility fans, now JUNK

    A funny pun. And it almost makes up for the constant stream of shitty ones over the last year.
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    NUHD turning s*** into gold!

    There was a thing in the news a few years back where a child was injured or killed on an open back staircase in a guest house. While ago, it was in Germany I think. The owners of the place were found liable. Just something to be aware of. Seems to me that like over 50% of the people on the...
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    Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

    I read Child of God a few weeks ago. I picked up three of his books in a second hand bookshop. I though he was Irish and was expecting tales of growing up barefoot in County Meath. Child of God is some messed up shit.
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    RIP Michael Collins

    RIP Mike. Your guts, modesty and humour were always an inspiration.
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    Show me on the Sneech where Dr. Seuss hurt you.

    If they come after my Asterix books it‘ll be out of my cold dead hands.
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    Not exactly sure how I feel about this?

    No not thieves, my kid's guinea pig is at the bottom of the scummy shit barrel. Fucker bit the shit out of my hand. Chomped on and wouldn't let go. Thought it was only crocodiles that did that.
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    I Always Wanted A Pig.

    Should have known it would be an Australian pig.
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    Very Unique Iron Maiden Cover- I Dig It

    Makes me wish I was Zaphod Beeblebrox, then they could both sit on my face.
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    Very Unique Iron Maiden Cover- I Dig It

    The guy doesn't just talk the talk, he wears the jacket. Though I doubt he spent 3 days painting it himself like we did back in the day.
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    Pic at work..

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    Alan Bean RIP

    I found out today that Alan Bean died last week. The Apollo astronauts were my heroes as a kid and still are. Sad to hear of his passing.
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    Raise your skirt!

    You're welcome.
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    Raise your skirt!

    Yes, or the washing machine.
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    Worst concert you've ever attended?

    Spinal Tap. Was expecting all the hits and just got some kind of free form jazz crap.
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    Attacked by a cat at work.

    Make sure you get gloves with long cuffs that cover you arms up towards the elbow as even when you've got hold of them tightly at arm's length, they can use their back legs to rip your forearms to pieces. Here we haven't had many really crazy ones and I've only had to break out the gloves once...
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    I got the job!

    Hey that's good news, man. I work at an Animal Shelter mainly with cats. Some of the cats you meet will be pretty messed up from ill treatment. I bought myself a pair of welding gauntlets to protect against lacerations and blood loss, but seriously though it's rewarding, we've rehomed around...
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    Europe's first robot sex brothel ran outta town....

    That'll be the Rag on a Stick Guy.
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    Did anyone go to Burning Man?

    I'd never go to Burning Man. It's full of wasters who've got crabs.
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    Wills & Kate are having a bub!!!!

    Say what you like about the French, but they know how to treat royalty.

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