Chlorine shortage is from the factory in Florida being destroyed by a hurricane. The tablets that people use to self feed chlorine are in serious short supply. We all knew this months ago so we stocked up. I called some of my better customers and told them to stock up. We'll get them all open...
Me- I bought Gracie a new guitar.
Her- Why? We have ten guitars here already! I wish you would have asked me.
Me- I wanted to. I guess I will have to continue working if I ever want to pay it off. Along with everything else.
Her later- I'm really sorry. That was stupid of me.
Me- Let's get it on!