He got off easy!
The DWI itself is usually a $2000 fine and immediate loss of license. AND you have to take classes on how to behave like a normal person while driving.
Same with NASCAR being a “sport”.
If driving a car is a sport, I deserve a gold medal, trophy, and a fucking moon pie championship cake for what I’ve pulled off during rush hour on Rt 78.
I’m sure this was meant to be sarcastic, but other than possibly aging the parts and soldering harnesses together, I’m willing to bet $100 that nothing is made in house.