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  1. Tim Fezziwig

    I Love You CoolJuk

    Even though I ALWAYS want to call you CoolJUNK---no, he is a master---CRAPPY COLA day-NEW BOSSMAN wants me to get 'help"-Mrs. FEZZ thinks I'm mad at her? Why? I'm just intense ++++++No sleep-since???????on a 34 work binge-YES I NEED HELP! I NEED MORE RAW POWER! I just walked around blocks-get...
  2. Tim Fezziwig

    Fee to record FEZZ-$100+BEER!

    Inflation? 1991 1 1/4 tape-Graphic Sound Studio-69 Plexi-8 songs=$600 tape included- 5 STARS-never released-MELTDOWN! 2017-Digital- Fender Pro 'Verb Strat+Sg+studio "deadman Tele." $625?-5 STARS-666 cds made--BOOOOOOO HISSSS 2020? 2020? For real---I'm .....53---playing in a garage? Feb 8 -16...
  3. Tim Fezziwig

    Blunt Tele Trauma

    New Ordinance------- FEZZ will be fined-said amount-if he uses a Tele again during an "exhibition."- allowed use on non-Fender Tele- Main problem was-Tele was TOO MEAN- I ran it Ab'ed into my brand new used Sundown and my Gem TR 25-see it at my feet-made by Rickenbacker both guitarists...
  4. Tim Fezziwig

    HUGE FEZZ FRIDAY! Gig+New Amp.....

    Hell, ROCK IS NOT DEAD! My band is pushing------two guitars----LOUDEST 111lb drummer on FEZZ----bassist---a REAL zombie died in 2007. Wolf FULL FEZZ Moon tonight. Mrs. FEZZ is not pleased, " I do not want you shredding your throat......no bleeding---Oh Goawwwwwwddd I hate that." "Sure, I love...
  5. Tim Fezziwig

    New Guitarist in FEZZ water

    EVERYTHING was going so well,playing Eddie Hazel type licks,some Asheton YEAH! Last practice, "Alright Christopher S, we must get unison windmills going." "Ummmmmmm....FEZZ......I ummmmmmm really can't windmill.... WHAT!!!!!!! I HIRED A STUNT GUITARIST AFTER 30 YEARS! CAN'T WINDMILL! " No...
  6. Tim Fezziwig

    FEZZ Album Rehearsal

    Time to record-THE SUN IS A GHOST-Brand new FEZZ album. I knew when my second "comeback" in 2008 fizzled that I must continue, I was REAL tempted to put my feet up. "Good run . You played over 100 gigs. Recorded one and a half albums." FEZZ#2-recorded nascent version of Love+Discount Food...
  7. Tim Fezziwig

    Do Not Fear the Offset

    Many fear change. Many fear derision.Fear is worse than neer beer. Guitarists get STUCK, I did WAY back in 1980 when I started "hacking," "Dad, I need a Les Paul,Jimmy plays one." I got a 18 lb Hondo2 -crap players can't be choosers. I played SG+Les Pauls EXlusively for 15 years. Then...
  8. Tim Fezziwig

    On Guitar Armies #46

    First time I heard the term "guitar army "was when I was a budding CHUMP guitarist in the 80's. I was sitting on the edge of the bed,Hondo 2 in hand reading a CREEM SPECIAL------GUITARISTS A-Z- I still have this minus the cover. Jimmy Page----" Master craftsman-creates guitar armies on pieces...
  9. Tim Fezziwig

    BUY COOLJUK PICKUPS!!!!!!!!

    The prose may be gibberish but the guitars are not. I had rules.I'm a loyalist. NEVER MOD A GUITAR IF IT ALREADY SOUNDS GREAT! I forgot, I sound great playing any guitar. I should GO DEEP. I've contacted THE MAN-------...
  10. Tim Fezziwig

    Using ALL My Gear/Plates

    Reinvention comes cheap. I walk out my FEZZhome and turn left-there is the Mother-in-FEZZ suite. I have no Mother in FEZZ-thus- I have gear. Door creaks open. I see Richard Nixon smiling at me. His plate sits amongst other MONSTER TOYS. 'Hi Dick." "Hi Tim." "Lead me. I'm going for Solid...
  11. Tim Fezziwig

    My Time of the Year

    Just opened FEZZmas gift= So, now endless 'verbscapes. Just yesterday I had Dan Echo tearing up spaces. Thank you FUZZ/VOLUME GODS. Keep playing those Chop chords-2020. My BLOODY FEZZI? I can only hope. You reach a point where-----I need the wet beneath the meat--Yeah, I'm really happy. I...
  12. Tim Fezziwig

    Workin' for MCA/FEZZCA

    "Want you to sign your contract.....want you to sign today-gonna give you LOTSA Munaaaaaaaaeeeeee werkin for FEZZCA!!!!! Just got done meeting with FEZZChamp "Hey FEZZ ......can I 'break character" and ask some questions?" "Sure, you are?" "Tim, the vessel." "OH yeah.... " Alright, 2019 was...
  13. Tim Fezziwig

    Teenage Kicks

    Just listened to this 38Xs! Wow a guy playing a Custom. Listen to the R guitars-This is how you do it. That is all.
  14. Tim Fezziwig

    Tele +2 Amps=HUGE Win?

    OK-Santa was driving around FIRETRUCKS- RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG No lie. Santa in a Fire truck. "Vin, I'll be there." Driving through elfin streets to Moreu st-again truth. "Tim-take me to ROCK." Get there-Load in...
  15. Tim Fezziwig

    Calling my #1 Fan- "Sat...be there..buy you drinks..

    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGG- " Timayyyyyyyyyyyy.....how are you?" "#1 you know what time it is.......ROCK TIME THIS SATURDAY NIGHT --RED STAAALLLLLLLIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOONNNNNNNN Come be amazed.....let down......i'm bringing a tele and a V...TWO AMPS,,,,,,,,will the guitar...
  16. Tim Fezziwig

    Modded Tele was Mod at Practice w/ pics

    Hi-I'm here-Chris go get Modded FEZZTELE from FEZZMOBILE..... this was yesterday HOLY S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chris YELLED.... This is one MOD TELE Yeah, well after Kurt died....I ahhhh FEZZ?????This is 2019------ Oh...
  17. Tim Fezziwig

    Just Got Back My Tele

    Yesterday- Dooorrrbbbeeelllllllliiinnngggggggggggggggggg....inggggggggggggg--ing-------- 'Tim, come in." "Hey Ron,hows it sound?" "Mean...LOUD...almost acoustic loud with those 10-52's." "That is what I like to hear." We went downstairs His Tele is sweet. He put the old bridge Dimarzio in...
  18. Tim Fezziwig

    5 Strings

    Friday- I get amps+pedals set up. Grab my Lp Special. I make sure that I use all my gear. If I own it it gets use. I wipe off the Special-clean guitars play better. Wipe wipe wipe------OH NO! BROKE MY HIGH E string! In the past I would've Got out a new pack of strings. 11 minutes later-brand...
  19. Tim Fezziwig

    New FEZZ Album will not take 24 Years to Create+Lennon!

    1993- record demo-8 GREAT songs. Lesters and Teles through a Purple Plexi-then never release it-break up the band three months later and rest and rest and..................................................................... 1997- HOT gal enters FEZZworld-actually was no FEZZ-ALL CAPS then- I...
  20. Tim Fezziwig

    Thank You, Steve+Link+Duane+Jimi.........

    Today was cliche' all hour, "I am thanfkul for my sobriety faith kids wife blih blah blih Just like "So sorry for your loss....... .thanks blood is seeping through my shirt-your platitudes REALLY soothe...




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