Even though I ALWAYS want to call you CoolJUNK---no, he is a master---CRAPPY COLA day-NEW BOSSMAN wants me to get 'help"-Mrs. FEZZ thinks I'm mad at her? Why? I'm just intense ++++++No sleep-since???????on a 34 work binge-YES I NEED HELP! I NEED MORE RAW POWER! I just walked around blocks-get...
FEZZ will be fined-said amount-if he uses a Tele again during an "exhibition."- allowed use on non-Fender Tele-
Main problem was-Tele was TOO MEAN- I ran it Ab'ed into my brand new used Sundown and my Gem TR 25-see it at my feet-made by Rickenbacker
Hell, ROCK IS NOT DEAD! My band is pushing------two guitars----LOUDEST 111lb drummer on FEZZ----bassist---a REAL zombie died in 2007. Wolf FULL FEZZ Moon tonight. Mrs. FEZZ is not pleased,
" I do not want you shredding your throat......no bleeding---Oh Goawwwwwwddd I hate that."
"Sure, I love...
EVERYTHING was going so well,playing Eddie Hazel type licks,some Asheton YEAH! Last practice,
"Alright Christopher S, we must get unison windmills going."
"Ummmmmmm....FEZZ......I ummmmmmm really can't windmill....
WHAT!!!!!!! I HIRED A STUNT GUITARIST AFTER 30 YEARS! CAN'T WINDMILL!
Time to record-THE SUN IS A GHOST-Brand new FEZZ album. I knew when my second "comeback" in 2008 fizzled that I must continue, I was REAL tempted to put my feet up.
"Good run . You played over 100 gigs. Recorded one and a half albums."
FEZZ#2-recorded nascent version of Love+Discount Food...
Many fear change. Many fear derision.Fear is worse than neer beer. Guitarists get STUCK, I did WAY back in 1980 when I started "hacking,"
"Dad, I need a Les Paul,Jimmy plays one."
I got a 18 lb Hondo2 -crap players can't be choosers.
I played SG+Les Pauls EXlusively for 15 years. Then...
First time I heard the term "guitar army "was when I was a budding CHUMP guitarist in the 80's. I was sitting on the edge of the bed,Hondo 2 in hand reading a CREEM SPECIAL------GUITARISTS A-Z- I still have this minus the cover.
Jimmy Page----" Master craftsman-creates guitar armies on pieces...
The prose may be gibberish but the guitars are not. I had rules.I'm a loyalist. NEVER MOD A GUITAR IF IT ALREADY SOUNDS GREAT! I forgot, I sound great playing any guitar. I should GO DEEP. I've contacted THE MAN-------...
Reinvention comes cheap. I walk out my FEZZhome and turn left-there is the Mother-in-FEZZ suite. I have no Mother in FEZZ-thus- I have gear.
Door creaks open. I see Richard Nixon smiling at me. His plate sits amongst other MONSTER TOYS.
"Lead me. I'm going for Solid...
Just opened FEZZmas gift=
So, now endless 'verbscapes. Just yesterday I had Dan Echo tearing up spaces. Thank you FUZZ/VOLUME GODS. Keep playing those Chop chords-2020. My BLOODY FEZZI?
I can only hope. You reach a point where-----I need the wet beneath the meat--Yeah, I'm really happy. I...
"Want you to sign your contract.....want you to sign today-gonna give you LOTSA Munaaaaaaaaeeeeee werkin for FEZZCA!!!!!
Just got done meeting with FEZZChamp
"Hey FEZZ ......can I 'break character" and ask some questions?"
"Sure, you are?"
"Tim, the vessel."
" Alright, 2019 was...
OK-Santa was driving around FIRETRUCKS-
No lie. Santa in a Fire truck.
"Vin, I'll be there."
Driving through elfin streets to Moreu st-again truth.
"Tim-take me to ROCK."
Get there-Load in...
" Timayyyyyyyyyyyy.....how are you?"
"#1 you know what time it is.......ROCK TIME
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT --RED STAAALLLLLLLIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOONNNNNNNN
Come be amazed.....let down......i'm bringing a tele and a V...TWO AMPS,,,,,,,,will the guitar...
Hi-I'm here-Chris go get Modded FEZZTELE from FEZZMOBILE..... this was yesterday
This is one MOD TELE
Yeah, well after Kurt died....I ahhhh
FEZZ?????This is 2019------
'Tim, come in."
"Hey Ron,hows it sound?"
"Mean...LOUD...almost acoustic loud with those 10-52's."
"That is what I like to hear."
We went downstairs
His Tele is sweet. He put the old bridge Dimarzio in...
Friday- I get amps+pedals set up. Grab my Lp Special. I make sure that I use all my gear. If I own it it gets use. I wipe off the Special-clean guitars play better.
Wipe wipe wipe------OH NO! BROKE MY HIGH E string!
In the past I would've
Got out a new pack of strings. 11 minutes later-brand...
1993- record demo-8 GREAT songs. Lesters and Teles through a Purple Plexi-then never release it-break up the band three months later and rest and rest and.....................................................................
1997- HOT gal enters FEZZworld-actually was no FEZZ-ALL CAPS then- I...
Today was cliche' all hour,
"I am thanfkul for my
blih blah blih
Just like "So sorry for your loss.......
.thanks blood is seeping through my shirt-your platitudes REALLY soothe...