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  1. Lungo

    And another thing. All these puns....

    I thought at first it was the original. Man deserves an Oscar.
  2. Lungo

    And another thing. All these puns....

    My anaconda don’t want none ‘less you got puns hun!
  3. Lungo

    Delete Account

    I’m hoping for a one week ban that ends next Friday.
  4. Lungo

    Oh, Florida....

    She wanted someone to show her their panhandle.
  5. Lungo

    I may have over ordered this year?

    Eating all those cookies could cause you to die of beetus.
  6. Lungo

    Anybody else turning 21 this year?

    That’ll be sure to turn off some poor youngster from drinking again for a while.
  7. Lungo

    John Wick Just Got BETTER!

    Think there will be another sequel? USE THE FOURTH, KEANU. USE THE FOURTH.
  8. Lungo

    They'll end up missing the point.

    That cutlery company is looking to sell more product. Bottom line. You don’t have to be sharp to see that.
  9. Lungo

    Puns. They're not fun. They're not funny.

    Don’t pun-ish me with your punctilious attitude. It makes you look punchy!
  10. Lungo

    Puns. They're not fun. They're not funny.

    You're a pun pundit?
  11. Lungo

    David Lee Roth Las Vegas Residency- WTF??

    What you’re saying is he shouldn’t have blown it off so much?
  12. Lungo

    For the fanny pack guys...

    Ghey.
  13. Lungo

    What are you dipping?

    I dipped a couple strawberries in the chocolate fountain at brunch yesterday. That’s all I got.
  14. Lungo

    Describe the last crap you took with a movie title

    Groundhog Day.
  15. Lungo

    David Lee Roth Las Vegas Residency- WTF??

    Dave sounds like he needs someone to get him a doctor!
  16. Lungo

    Practice, Practice, Practice...

    In Philly they BLOW their own horn.
  17. Lungo

    Practice, Practice, Practice...

    Wonder if this led to the phrase “ don’t toot your own horn. “
  18. Lungo

    This shouldn't need to be said, but...

    Both my dogs are rescues. All three cats are rescues. My wife is VP of a nonprofit cat rescue that helped 485 cats this year. Not bragging (well maybe a little) just emphasizing the fact that you can find wonderful pets through rescues. The best ones actually are the ones that find you.
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    Describe the last crap you took with a movie title

    Groundhog Day.
  20. Lungo

    HUGE FEZZ FRIDAY! Gig+New Amp.....

    Tim.....my buddy; NEVER ever use the words “blow off” and “men” in the same sentence again.




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