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  1. Jymbopalyse

    Anyone use CAFM software

    Our company has gone from simply leasing warehouse/office space to full fledged Property Management. Our maintenance lead is suggesting we use Computer Aided Facility Management (CAFM) software. My initial peek into looking what is available showed me that there are more choices out there then...
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    Cheap Mic Suggestions

    Since my buddy got married and we don't jam anymore I've been checking out Craigs List and jamming with other random people. I really don't have room at my place to host a jam session so I've always gone out. Well. I've got a crap ton of stuff just sitting collecting dust so I said, fuckit...
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    Don't See This Often

    I was looking through one of our local news rags and stumbled across an article about a Canadian luthier. In this day and age it was nice to actually read a heart felt, interesting story, in the news...
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    School Me on Garageband for iPhone

    My boss likes Apple products so as of today we are now 100% iPhone and iPad integrated. I have been supporting iPhones for a number of years now at work, so it's not a shock, but now I have to use one. I now have an iPhone7 :( , it only has the lightning port, no 1/8 inch aux jack. That...
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    Fixability of a separating bridge ??

    My aunt & uncle are making a move from their large house to a much smaller apartment and are purging lots o' shit. My uncle passed on to me an old Yamaki 12 string acoustic that has been sitting under a bed in a cheap gig bag for about 20 years. I tuned it up with the old strings that were...
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    Instagram IS A JOB

    Instagram 'influencer' implodes, doesn't 'like' changes to platform Never mind the Middle East, refugees, hunger and aggressive moves by Russia and China. Let’s tackle real problems first. Like the so-called social media “influencer” who is moaning that Instagram putting the kibosh on...
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    Cinema Strangiato

    RUSH fans will gravitate to that thread title. Good advertising. Posting this was a PAIN. Ooooops and Resources and all :(
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    Recreational Torturing of Men

    Ottawa woman facing dangerous offender hearing apologizes over 'recreational' kidnapping, torturing of men. This isn't the Onion. It's Canadian News. Laura Brahaney has finally apologized for her...
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    Firkin Keyboard Players

    Sound engineer inadvertently got high on LSD for NINE HOURS after he touched a 1960s synthesizer coated in the drug decades ago and ingested it through his skin A Broadcast Operations Manager for a local California CBS News station tripped out after touching LSD left on a synthesizer from the...
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    WTF Is Wrong With People

    I'm done with this human race. I've been away from 'the news' for awhile, so out of curiosity, I open up a news feed and here are 4 or the 7 items I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. Koalas are now functionally extinct. Pregnant teens baby cut from body. BUT - then they go further to dub the killer," the...
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    How to Make Ecstasy 101

    Japanese science university professor taught students how to make ecstasy In North America we seem to have an issue with many many of our female teachers being caught having sexy time with students. In Japan . . A 61-year-old science college professor in Japan channeled his inner Walter...
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    What is MUSIC

    Is Rap or Dub Step music ?? Now, I'm not starting this /thread to dump on, and trash, Rap or Dub Step. Or anything else for that matter. We can talk likes or dislikes in another /thread. this is just about . . . Is it music ?? Right out of the starting gate, I want to make mention of...
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    Steve Martin has a sister

    The amazing story of a woman who found out she was NOT black at the age of 70 after her African-American mother told her she was adopted A 75-year-old woman who was adopted by a black couple when she was a young child waited 70 years before discovering that her biological parents were white...
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    And the Lucky Doctor is . . .

    9 Nurses at Maine hospital pregnant at the same time I bet a suave handsome intern started about that time.
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    Need Help Finding Some Jazz

    Howdy MLP'ers I'm seeking some help/suggestions from you Jazz aficionados out there in finding some jazz with realy crazy xylophone solos. I'm going to revisit some of Frank Zappas stuff, not his socio/political but his jazz, because that's where I remember first hearing it. Thanks
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    more Instant Karma

    Man spinning gun on finger shoots self in stomach at daughter’s birthday party A Texas man was rushed to hospital after he accidentally shot himself in the stomach while spinning a gun on his finger at his daughter’s birthday party. In what appears to be a party trick gone wrong, authorities...
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    Once in a while you just have to say "FERK IT"

    A hammered husband is accused of trapping his terrified wife inside the family hot tub where she drowned. Cops arrested Eric Huska, 58, of Chicago after surveillance video revealed he closed the lid over his 57-year-old wife, Laura. Eric Huska initially tried to save his wife and help her out...
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    EVERY Man's worst nightmare

    Man claims he heard penis 'snap' during sex “I heard it snap and I said to Louise straight away that something was wrong,” Mardsen, 48, told the news outlet. “I grabbed hold of it and it just grew and grew. I didn’t think it was going to stop.” “The pain was off the scale,” Mardsen, who said...
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    Check out Her Cornhole Skills

    Wait . What. Iskra Lawrence: Check out My Cornhole Skills I was not sure what to expect, but apparently it's a game. Like Toss Across, but it goes in a hole.
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    Emotional Support . . . . . Alligator

    WTF :iough: Pennsylvania man says emotional support alligator helps his depression Joie Henney, 65, said his registered emotional support animal named Wally likes to snuggle and give hugs, despite being a five-foot-long alligator. The York Haven man said he received approval from his doctor...