Do chicks still dig guitar players?

VICE magazine (which is apparently still a thing?) published a story about men's hobbies that women find most attractive. I know we're not supposed to hotlink but it's easy enough to find.



Great news, my friends: The most attractive hobbies are learning a foreign language, playing an instrument, cooking, and woodworking. So apparently, the millions of us who first picked up a guitar with hopes of "getting all the chicks" were truly on to something.

How has it worked out for you all?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go perform La Bamba while baking a cake for my special lady to eat at our homemade farm table...

Duane_the_tub said:

How has it worked out for you all?

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Pretty well.
She was our bass player's neighbor's BFF, and they would come over and listen to practice. That was 30 yrs ago....she's in the kitchen with the grandkids..

Nah it's us drummers they all go for now as we know how to keep a backbeat

Motor boating them titties. That's the hobby they want.

Funny. I didn't see "throwing green dildos at women's sports events" on that list?
It must be out of date or something?

The thing is, it's not the going all wheedly deedly high up on the fretboard that impresses them. It's playing shitty Ed Sheeran songs

If you play music that chicks like, then, yes.

I played in a band that had elements of punk and hardcore and speed metal/thrash.

Our exposure to chicks was limited.

When I started my own band, I was focused on rhythm and groove and emotive bluesy lead guitar.

In that case, I had chicks lining up to be next.

I also had a good paying job and a couple of Ducati motorcycles at the time, so that may have had something to do with it, too.

Worked well 45 years ago

Now they want guitar players with tits and purple hair

JTM45 said:

Now they want guitar players with tits and purple hair

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Will they settle for manboobs and blue-rinsed white hair?

efstop said:

Will they settle for manboobs and blue-rinsed white hair?

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I damn near spit my coffee out I fit that description

It seems like chicks are into these big time





give me a fucking break

Playing guitar is a way to get noticed but I can’t say it’s ever landed me any chicks that weren’t within reach anyway. It’s never made any that were out of my league flock my way.

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You mean the drunk hotties at shows that I can look at but never touch?

(my wife typed that)

Help me...

(I typed that)

Chicks? I have 2 Domineckers and a Bantam. They are vey fond of me.

Amber Heard -

Specifically, the 35-year-old Heard is reported to have stated that she did not like “hanging out in his house with his friends because it was boring and they were all old men playing guitars.”​

Guess she doesn't give a shit for guitar players.

MenaceMartin said:

Nah it's us drummers they all go for now as we know how to keep a backbeat

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Ya, but you always rush the count.....

PeteK said:

The thing is, it's not the going all wheedly deedly high up on the fretboard that impresses them. It's playing shitty Ed Sheeran songs

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Maaaaybeeee......

CB91710 said:

Maaaaybeeee......

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I don't know if Wonderwall works anymore. These young chicks weren't even born when that song was big.