Sometimes that is because the sobriety of "only $20 down" and "with a 35% interest rate" starts to weigh on you.
I think Alice was a bigger part of that era for me than the Bratty Bunch! LOL.
Somebody needs to photoshop our LtDave's face on this guy. Just for fun.
Reminds me of that Patsy Cline classic, " I go out wanking after midnight, out in the moonlight...."