A couple days ago, I was sitting on my deck quietly reading a book and having a beer.
I stopped reading and reached for my beer and literally jumped out of my seat.
There was a large brown beetle right next to my glass. (Like bigger than John or George)
I don't know what kind, but he scared the bejeezus out of me.
I think I shrieked like a girl!
Once I realized it was just a bug, I brushed him off the arm of my chair and went back to reading.
Embarrassing.