Massive 8.7 Earthquake By Russia

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The whole western side of the pacific ring of fire has been misbehaving lately.

If this was the San Andreas fault, LT would have some ocean front property!

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Crescent City, CA was hit by a wave from the earthquake-related "tsunami".

A whole one-foot tall "tidal wave".

oh-noes. tsunami-drammi.
 

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Wheres Lizo!!?
Well, she was with me.

As I was finishing up at the taco bar, she started convulsing and shaking so bad that the neighbors were running out of their homes screaming “Oh my god what’s happening?” Ne one knew, not even me until I found myself covered something resembling moose milk, it was vanilla white, smelled like urine and bleach mixed, and had the consistency of cake batter, I almost drowned in it.

She gasped and said “that’s never happened to me before !” She was filled with joy and and a euphoric happiness I’ve never seen before.

The neighborhood around us had completely collapsed, neighbors were screaming, dogs were barking, sirens and alarms were going off everywhere, as I raised my head up from what looked like the Grand Canyon, all I could see through the sticky glaze that covered by eyes and body was mayhem and a set of teeth whiter than I’ve ever seen before, it resembled the taj mahal with its beautiful white stone and and the dark luscious lips framed her teeth like a DaVinci work of art.

The next thing I remember is waking up between her big flapjack titties and hearing her say, you literally rocked mine and everyone else’s world baby, I wanna marry you
 

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Big fault zone there. Russia, Japan, Alaska and the western seaboard of Canada and US are living on the edge.
 

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Well, she was with me.

As I was finishing up at the taco bar, she started convulsing and shaking so bad that the neighbors were running out of their homes screaming “Oh my god what’s happening?” Ne one knew, not even me until I found myself covered something resembling moose milk, it was vanilla white, smelled like urine and bleach mixed, and had the consistency of cake batter, I almost drowned in it.

She gasped and said “that’s never happened to me before !” She was filled with joy and and a euphoric happiness I’ve never seen before.

The neighborhood around us had completely collapsed, neighbors were screaming, dogs were barking, sirens and alarms were going off everywhere, as I raised my head up from what looked like the Grand Canyon, all I could see through the sticky glaze that covered by eyes and body was mayhem and a set of teeth whiter than I’ve ever seen before, it resembled the taj mahal with its beautiful white stone and and the dark luscious lips framed her teeth like a DaVinci work of art.

The next thing I remember is waking up between her big flapjack titties and hearing her say, you literally rocked mine and everyone else’s world baby, I wanna marry you
Did you nut?
 

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Well, she was with me.

As I was finishing up at the taco bar, she started convulsing and shaking so bad that the neighbors were running out of their homes screaming “Oh my god what’s happening?” Ne one knew, not even me until I found myself covered something resembling moose milk, it was vanilla white, smelled like urine and bleach mixed, and had the consistency of cake batter, I almost drowned in it.

She gasped and said “that’s never happened to me before !” She was filled with joy and and a euphoric happiness I’ve never seen before.

The neighborhood around us had completely collapsed, neighbors were screaming, dogs were barking, sirens and alarms were going off everywhere, as I raised my head up from what looked like the Grand Canyon, all I could see through the sticky glaze that covered by eyes and body was mayhem and a set of teeth whiter than I’ve ever seen before, it resembled the taj mahal with its beautiful white stone and and the dark luscious lips framed her teeth like a DaVinci work of art.

The next thing I remember is waking up between her big flapjack titties and hearing her say, you literally rocked mine and everyone else’s world baby, I wanna marry you

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