Don't Give Me Your Lip

Uncle Vinnie said:

Can you imagine how fucked that generation is going to be once we boomers are gone and the lights no longer work, and no water comes out of the tap, and the spalled crumbling roads are impassable, and their cars don't start, and no groceries are delivered to the stores, and there's no heat in the winter, and they're beaten, robbed and raped at will because nobody wants to be a cop and guns are bad, and their cell phones don't work because there's nobody to maintain the cell towers ....

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mudface said:

Couldn't someone have given her a pair of wax lips you find in novelty stores,.. just for practice for a day or two,.. before you fuck your face all up.

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LtDave32 said:

Exactly. Why fail right out of the gate, when you can practice failing with no personal investment?

Wear the wax lips you get off the ice-cream truck, experience the reaction you get at virtually no cost.

Take selfies, post 'em up..

Congrats. -now you're ready for the real permanent fuck-up.

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six-string said:

You guys with all your common sense.
I bet you wouldn't even jump off a bridge if all your friends were doing it.
Where's the fun in that?

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LtDave32 said:

Actually, I jumped out of airplanes. A lot. And there was nothing wrong with the aircraft.

That is not a natural act.

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