Ummm, he did what ?

lpfan1980 · Jul 27, 2025

He tried to piss on her leg what is he part dog?

LtDave32 · Jul 27, 2025

lpfan1980 said:
He tried to piss on her leg what is he part dog?

''nutting", isn't "pissing".

lpfan1980 · Jul 27, 2025

LtDave32 said:
''nutting", isn't "pissing".

That's even more gross

LtDave32 · Jul 27, 2025

lpfan1980 said:
That's even more gross

What she said was, "he fuckin' nutted on my fuckin' leg".

-verbatim, and loud and clear as a church bell.

Then he took off like a scalded dog.

LtDave32 · Jul 27, 2025

"he fk'n nutted on my fk'n leg!"

Guy Named Sue · Jul 27, 2025

Oh geez, now how can she ever look at that leg the same way again after what he did to it? She's going to have to get it amputated.

Knoby · Jul 27, 2025

It doesn't say he is stranger to her.

She crying like she just realised she missed out on a chance for child support payments.

Leee · Jul 27, 2025

LtDave32 said:
''nutting", isn't "pissing".

Why is piss yellow and cum white?
Because some morons don’t know if they’re coming or going.

rogue3 · Jul 27, 2025

Clearly , he has prostate issues.

Help is available. Maybe Dollar tree has kits on sale.

Meatwad · Jul 27, 2025

Sometimes you feel like a nut.......sometimes you don't.

P-Nutz · Jul 27, 2025

Meatwad said:
Sometimes you feel ~~like a~~ an urge to nut.......sometimes you don't.

FIFY!

pnuggett · Jul 27, 2025

Should have told her it was raining.

JTM45 · Jul 27, 2025

Family dollars got nuts, dollar tree don’t

Canman · Jul 27, 2025

This isn't adding up for me. How do you not notice a dude cranking one out in a store and then let him get it on your leg. The only way it makes sense for me is if it was staged for internet fame.

Maybe one of you perverts on here can explain how this could happen otherwise :laugh2:

dc007 · Jul 27, 2025

LtDave32 said:
''nutting", isn't "pissing".

I'm sorry you had to clear that up

Who · Jul 27, 2025

Leee · Jul 27, 2025

Gene pool could use a little chlorine.

JTM45 · Jul 27, 2025

Canman said:
This isn't adding up for me. How do you not notice a dude cranking one out in a store and then let him get it on your leg. The only way it makes sense for me is if it was staged for internet fame.

Maybe one of you perverts on here can explain how this could happen otherwise

She could have thought he was petting a snake :dunno:

RocketJS · Jul 27, 2025

It's definitely not going to, if you end up in jail, sir.

pnuggett · Jul 27, 2025

He relieved himself on her leg. So did he nut or piss. Details are important.

Ummm, he did what ?

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