jokes & funnies.
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I met a guy with one arm. He said “it’s really not that big a deal, there’s only one thing I miss”
I said “clapping?”
He said “no, hugging my wife”.
Boy did I feel stupid. Then I thought “you can hug someone with one arm, but you can’t clap!”
Who’s stupid now?
Yes, that is a true story
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We don't throw nuttin away!
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Yup, that might get us through the weekend… if someone has a tournament, out of town
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Boy am I grateful I'm not the delivery guy for these T.V.s
Delivery guy: "Where would you like it ma'am?"
Customer: " Oh that's for the bedroom on the 3rd floor. Be careful on that narrow staircase."
Delivery guy: "Where would you like it ma'am?"
Customer: " Oh that's for the bedroom on the 3rd floor. Be careful on that narrow staircase."
