Predicted 97 degrees tomorrow and we have a gig ...
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15-year-old me at my first HS swim meet … coach handed me my red, white, and blue f’ckin’ g-string thing, and I was like WTAF?!
Fed Ex didn’t have a big-enough box to pack my man junk!
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I’m actually getting an Ed.D which I think stands for Enormous Dong Dangler … or maybe Erectiley Disfunctional Dude … I don’t remember, but it’s one of those …
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F'n rock starsI’m actually getting an Ed.D which I think stands for Enormous Dong Dangler … or maybe Erectiley Disfunctional Dude … I don’t remember, but it’s one of those …
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It's Summertime.
Outdoor grilling, fireworks, all very American patriotic. Your stage attire should reflect that.
Shorts? Okay. Consider Liberace:
Outdoor grilling, fireworks, all very American patriotic. Your stage attire should reflect that.
Shorts? Okay. Consider Liberace:
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My POV is mostly fashion also, I'm just pointing out that shorts probably don't really have an advantage anyway.
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They DO … they keep my Balzac cool!
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We live in good times. In the 80s we had 0P shorts, Hawaiian shirts and tiddies.
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Aw hell no, Freddy!
We're talking about an old fat critter here. Nothing worse than an old man butt sweat stain on a pastel-colored pair of golf pants.
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If ya gonna wear shorts, go full Lemmy
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We got our junior high basketball uniforms in a big box. None fit. We had the shortest shorts imagineable and nothing else to choose from. Our team went undefeated for the season, but the shorts...15-year-old me at my first HS swim meet … coach handed me my red, white, and blue f’ckin’ g-string thing, and I was like WTAF?!
Fed Ex didn’t have a big-enough box to pack my man junk!
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I chalk it up to three principles:There's only one person in history I can think of that could pull off the shorts on stage look.
Godspeed. The odds are not with you my friend.
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1) Wear less up top than downstairs. If you're wearing shorts, go shirtless or wear a tank top.
2) If you're going to dress athletic on stage, you'd better be athletic on stage. If you're dressing for sweat, you'd better be sweaty.
3) Don't be fat.
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I'm not a shorts on-stage guy BUT I've done it in extreme cases. Humidity here sucks, and so does 97 degree. I'd go shorts (maybe), light weight button shirt, for sure multiple blower fans on stage, lots of water, gatorade type/electrolyte stuff then play fast and get outta there!
