Pi$$ on it

Florida again. I guess he doesn't like to use public restrooms too.

when you gotta go ...

Meth is bad.

Very bad.

Our Sams has a very well kept bathroom. I think even Dave would be surprised.

pnuggett said:

Florida again. I guess he doesn't like to use public restrooms too.

Florida man accused of peeing on Sam’s Club food, causing over $10K in damage

A Florida man may need more than toilet paper to clean up his legal mess. That's because he's accused of urinating in the aisle of Sam's Club, causing more than $10,000 in food to be flushed away.

www.fox35orlando.com

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He peed on $10,000 worth of food???!!!
Guy must have been full of Colt 45 and have a firehose in his pants!

Now grocery stores need splash guards as well as sneeze guards for the displays.

Hell it was canned food. They could always donate it to the food bank..

Just wash it off

How would you even know if your Spam was pissed on?

six-string said:

He peed on $10,000 worth of food???!!!
Guy must have been full of Colt 45 and have a firehose in his pants!

Now grocery stores need splash guards as well as sneeze guards for the displays.

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Right.....???

Most days I couldn't even soak more than half a pizza, much less 10k worth of food.

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Right.....???

Most days I couldn't even soak more than half a pizza, much less 10k worth of food.

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Meh. That's like a couple dozen eggs depending on today's prices.

Chop off his dick and his hands.

SFK said:

Our Sams has a very well kept bathroom. I think even Dave would be surprised.

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Hopefully not "surprised" by a creepy individual!

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How would you even know if your Spam was pissed on?

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That and Vienna sausages?! My thoughts exactly … ‘tho I would still eat me some if they didn’t lodge directly into my main aorta ...

pnuggett said:

Florida again. I guess he doesn't like to use public restrooms too.

Florida man accused of peeing on Sam’s Club food, causing over $10K in damage

A Florida man may need more than toilet paper to clean up his legal mess. That's because he's accused of urinating in the aisle of Sam's Club, causing more than $10,000 in food to be flushed away.

www.fox35orlando.com

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He should have streamed that stream!
"Instagram Hero of the Day!"

$10,000 in damages?

Man, that is one helluva lot of piss..

Sit his stupid ass down. Force him to eat as much as possible. Let him take just enough breaks so he doesn't die or something. Every day, breakfast, lunch and dinner until it's gone. Televise that shit as a warning to others. Then lock him up for several (or many) years.

I bet when there's consequences, shit like this stops real fast.

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Oh my god, Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Death penalty.

Really excited about that Stanley Cup win

dc007 said:

Really excited about that Stanley Cup win

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F’ckin’ Florida Panthers. All finals and the Cup should be played outdoors at one of the poles ...

You wanna stop that stupid bullsh!t? Make this the punishment. Nothing more, nothing less.