Cupcake? Heresy? Pony? 4 stacks of plexi?

Put a small dish of water on sidewalk, for rabbit or chipmunks....
Juvenile robin took a bath in it and splashed out all the water.
Funny as heck.

Just spent a happy half hour reacquainting myself with Wichita Lineman. Played the chords with numbers in them and everything. At one point I almost started sounding like a guitar player.

Can't have that - I have a reputation to live down to. Anyone know the intro to Smoke on the Water?

Pluck, don't pick.

DavGrape said:

Pluck, don't pick.

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Medical advice we can all live by.

Olds442 said:

woke up to the smell of bacon.

vegas has a 110F today?

happy fathers day motherfuckers.

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Yea, we started cooling down

Back from an afternoon with the kiddies. Two hrs of driving...ugh.
Now I finally get to watch the F1 and Open. Was supposed to happen yesterday, but, as my stepdaughter was involved, plans were changed, of course. Never fails.
Lyla , w/ Nanny and Grampy. Just turned 10.

Accident Victim: "Please! Call 911!"

Dav: "You bet. Hang in there."

Victim: "Ohhh. Oh..my ribs.. oh..Call 911!"

Dav: "You bet. Stay with me, now. I'm with you."

Victim: "Are they coming? Oh...it's hard to...ohhh."

Dav: "I got you. Stay with me, now."

Victim: "Ohh.. I can't stand it."

Dav: "Which thingy is the phone? Just for the numbers thing."

I’m in the same boat.

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Dav: "Which thingy is the phone? Just for the numbers thing."

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I was a single man when I got my first Android smart phone. I am not a tech-savvy guy at all, and that damned thing was more frustrating than I can express without a long stream of profanity.

My most memorable “technology” lesson ever was from a very young nubile thang, naked in my bed.
She suggested taking nude pics of her - to which I was initially resistant.
“Seriously? I can do that?”

She smiled, “Of course!!!”

Turns out, I’m even worse with technology under pressure.
But she was quite helpful.

She was both the actress and producer.
Pained me to delete those pics later.

I tried to charge it earlier.
Found a charger.

"Use the charger that came with your phone."

Arrrrrrrrrrgh! Fahhhk!

Light snack for dinner

Monday Texas coffee on. Survived the weekend.

No caffeine for me.
On the other side of my 55-mile commute through wide-open Texas ranch land, I gotta head to bed.

Mmmm ... coffee.

Doing my final research before heading out to finalize the golf cart deal. Re-measured the garage and know I need under 82". Also caught the door arm is actually quite a bit below 82". Looks like the garage door installers didn't cut off the extra arm. I should be able to handle that.

Angela and I got out after all the rain yesterday and got in a bit of trail walking. It was a nice afternoon.

Morning guys. Nice sunny start to the week here. Second pot of coffee is working its magic and with any luck I'll be able to stay awake through the numerous Teams calls some inconsiderate person thinks I should be forced to sit through for the next six hours. Enjoy your day all.