Let's Go To London & Paris...

gitmohair said:

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pnuggett said:

I have no desire to travel to Europe ever again. It's mostly gone to shit.

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SteveC said:

Who has more Championship trophies?

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SteveC said:

Who has more Championship trophies?

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Southwest said:

Allow me. In the past 20 years Arsenal have won 4 trophies (FA Cup - British domestic competition x4). They haven't won the Premier League championship since 2004.

In the same time frame Chelsea have won 5 Premier League championships, 5 FA Cups, 2 League Cups, 1 European Cup, 1 World Club Championship, 2 Europa League championships, the UEFA Conference Championship and the UEFA Super Cup. I make that 18,though I may have missed a couple.

It's almost too easy to embarrass the gooners with their lack of silverware, but they bring it on themselves.

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SteveC said:

Remember our Tranny guide at the Musee D'Orsay, right?

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Southwest said:

Allow me. In the past 20 years Arsenal have won 4 trophies (FA Cup - British domestic competition x4). They haven't won the Premier League championship since 2004.

In the same time frame Chelsea have won 5 Premier League championships, 5 FA Cups, 2 League Cups, 1 European Cup, 1 World Club Championship, 2 Europa League championships, the UEFA Conference Championship and the UEFA Super Cup. I make that 18, though I may have missed a couple.

Glad you enjoyed the tour of the Bridge, Steve. That trophy room is quite a thing to behold, isn't it.

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six-string said:

I don't support violence but in this case I would be willing to make an exception.
Security should have held the f*cker down and stuffed the shit into his mouth.
Then of course, have him arrested and escorted from the building.
No doubt after a psychiatric evaluation he would be placed in a mental health facility indefinitely.

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SteveC said:

OK... I was saving this for later. But, since y'all descended into the Land of Shit, here goes...

Remember our Tranny guide at the Musee D'Orsay, right?

She was telling us a story about a tour she did at the Louvre the day before.
It went something like this...


"So, I was doing one of these small tours yesterday at the Louvre. We were walking though the Italian paintings section, on our way to see the Mona Lisa. The room was very crowded."

"All of a sudden there was this HORRID smell. It smelled like..... like shit. But, no. That couldn't be. As we got closer to the Mona Lisa, it got worse and worse and worse."

"I thought for sure, one of the service dogs might have had an accident."

"When we got there, the security detail had a man in handcuffs, and were dragging him away." People were gagging and holding handkerchiefs over their face and mouth."

"It was truly a disgusting smell."

"Since I was a guide, and I knew the security and I asked one of them about what had just happened."

"Apparently, this man - the pig - took down his trousers and dropped a deuce. Right there, on the floor, in front of the Mona Lisa."

(while most of this was paraphrasing... the words in bold were her EXACT words.)

I'm fucking crying. My stomach hurts so badly. The other couple on our tour were laughing there asses off, too.


Then, another visiter must have overheard the Tranny telling us the story, and she pipes in...

"I was there, too. Right there. The guy did it right behind us. There was a scurry, and the next thing we knew, we turned around and he was squatting on the floor, doing his business."

You cannot make this shit (no pun) up!!!

Fucking Paris, eh?

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LtDave32 said:

Balzac, the French novelist.

He participated in the Paris Olympic opening ceremonies, if I recall..

@SteveC , did you bump into Balzac while you were there?

I understand many, many people caught a glimpse of Balzac..

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pnuggett said:

I have no desire to travel to Europe ever again. It's mostly gone to shit.

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