Gibson Goes Gay

Marshall & Moonshine · Jun 5, 2025

What if Richard was faking it all along just so he could hang out in the women’s showers?
What if right before he died, he reached out and honked the nurse’s boobs, chuckled a little, and breathed his last?

Leee · Jun 5, 2025

I don’t know why this crossed my mind.

Nathan Lane, with Robin Williams in a movie called “The Birdcage.”
Even had Gene Hackman in it.

Nathan Lane’s character - talk about GAY.
My wife at the time wanted to see it.
Aw, jeez…

Saw the previews, decided to chance it.

OMG it was funny.
A few scenes made me squirm.

I dunno.
This is 30 years ago.
I don’t really remember anything specific about it, but the impression I remember is that I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would.

And I’m not gay.

LtDave32 · Jun 5, 2025

Leee said:
And I’m not gay.

But Leee...

You felt the urge to state it, all the same.

Might this be a call for analysis? Maybe a cry for help?

What's really going on here?

Shy? Okay.. I'll start. How do you feel about lumberjacks?

Fiat Lux · Jun 5, 2025

Marshall & Moonshine said:
What if Richard was faking it all along just so he could hang out in the women’s showers?
What if right before he died, he reached out and honked the nurse’s boobs, chuckled a little, and breathed his last?

I seriously think that could have happened...

That nurse would have been so confused.

Died with a boner...

cheers.

dc007 · Jun 5, 2025

Leee said:
And I’m not gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Zungle · Jun 5, 2025

JTM45 said:
Is it Richard Simmons Gay?

He was a sweetheart but that fucker was Fruity Gay!

At leat he wore it .....

I'll give him that.

Zr.King · Jun 5, 2025

There’s that whole learn from history or be doomed to repeat it thing. :eek2:

MikeyTheCat · Jun 5, 2025

Leee said:
I don’t know why this crossed my mind.

Nathan Lane, with Robin Williams in a movie called “The Birdcage.”
Even had Gene Hackman in it.

Nathan Lane’s character - talk about GAY.
My wife at the time wanted to see it.
Aw, jeez…

Saw the previews, decided to chance it.

OMG it was funny.
A few scenes made me squirm.

I dunno.
This is 30 years ago.
I don’t really remember anything specific about it, but the impression I remember is that I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would.

And I’m not gay.

Did you leave singing…

Fiat Lux · Jun 5, 2025

Zr.King said:
There’s that whole learn from history or be doomed to repeat it thing.

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Hey…!

I’ve got one of those and it is a damned fine guitar.

Hrrumph!

Cheers.

DavGrape · Jun 5, 2025

Paisley Tele's collector's items, of course.

Bobby Mahogany · Jun 6, 2025

dc007 said:
Man that's gotta suck to die gay

The moment you realize that Life has fucked you up the ass...
Brutal!

KamZigZag · Jun 6, 2025

Leee said:
Depends on where you live.

Up north, in the snowy climes?
Sure.

In Texas, or Florida, and such?
It’s a statement of allegiance.

What about across the pond in London?

Bobby Mahogany · Jun 6, 2025

So Gibson made a "one-off" guitar with 5 of the rainbow colors?
Outrageous!

I foresee a lot of Gibson owners liquidating their whole collection!
:naughty:

Uncle Vinnie · Jun 6, 2025

It does have a staple pup in the neck so it's somewhat redeemed

Leee · Jun 6, 2025

KamZigZag said:
What about across the pond in London?

Oh - in Ol’ Blighty?

That entire culture is gay.
I mean, from a Texan’s perspective.
Shouldn’t be a problem.

:rofl:

OK, seriously, I spent a month in the UK about 25 years ago.
Mostly in Scotland.

Our cultures would be similar, right?
We speak the same language, right?

WRONG.

I was lost as a goose in a hail storm the whole time I was there.
Especially in Scotland, I couldn’t understand a goddamn word they said.

And the coined money?
I never did figure it out.

KamZigZag · Jun 6, 2025

Leee said:
Especially in Scotland, I couldn’t understand a goddamn word they said.

Nobody can understand them, not even other Scots!

SteveGangi · Jun 6, 2025

CB91710 said:
Of course.
Same for any disease.
120/80 used to be textbook blood pressure. Now, 125/85 is "pre-hypertensive" (despite you can get 10 point swings in an hour)
The autism "spectrum" continues to be expanded... to the point that virtually any child can be tagged in some way.
Boys being boys are now ADHD and must be drugged.

It all supports taxpayer funding for the machine, but the root causes are ignored, or even encouraged.

About the blood pressure --- Mine was textbook, or just a hair below for most of my life. I forget what it is now, not a whole lot higher if I rest before the reading (I'm 72 after all) but ALL OF A SUDDEN I am hypertensive and borderline "better watch out".

I smell some bull shit.

SteveGangi · Jun 6, 2025

CB91710 said:
Been there done that.
Sitting in the Urgent Care for an ear infection and they flipped out when they took my BP.
It was somewhere in that range.
5 different people asked if I was having chest pains and if I felt dizzy.

No... I just want something for my fucking earache.

"They" never tell anyone --- severe excruciating pain makes your BP go nuclear.

SteveGangi · Jun 6, 2025

LtDave32 said:
But Leee...

You felt the urge to state it, all the same.

Might this be a call for analysis? Maybe a cry for help?

What's really going on here?

Shy? Okay.. I'll start. How do you feel about lumberjacks?

What I do now, is your fault :rofl:

mdubya · Jun 6, 2025

KamZigZag said:
Nobody can understand them, not even other Scots!

Gibson Goes Gay

Marshall & Moonshine

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Leee

Extremism in defense of Liberty is no vice

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Let Desert Star be your next guitar!

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