jokes & funnies.
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Marshall & Moonshine
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Season 1 Me was peak Me.
I was unquenchable Fire.
Now I’m just phoning it in for a check.
LPaddicted
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RustyShackelford
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SteveGangi
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SteveGangi
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He had a sharp wit and liked pointed humor.
Tone deaf
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I always laughed at this question. "I was able to live on my own without ****ing working. Do you have a problem with that?"
I retired (the first time) when I was 32. A few years later, I went back to work (I was bored and there was no one my age who didn't have to work so, it was lonely). I was interviewing to be a partner at an investment bank. The guy asked me about the gap in my resume. I said something to the effect of "I was ****ing retired. You know that means not working, right?"
