This is why you stay off Mount Etna.

When the sand turned black it gave the whole flock a little extra pep.

They’d better get at it and start eating, lots of easy prey out there

Olds442 said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/1l2ajlp/tourists_and_guides_run_for_their_lives_when_mt

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Kind of like swiping right when you know you should have swiped left.

Funny thing is, there are people in England that chase a cheese wheel down hill faster than those people running from the volcano.

DeafDumbBlind Kid said:

fat Americans wouldn't couldn’t walk up there.

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FIFY!

I walked through the crater of the volcano on the Big Island in Hawaii when I was in the service. It's an active volcano, but it obviously wasn't erupting at the time. It has erupted since, though.

About halfway across I realized my mistake. Everybody starts walking faster about that time.....the surface was pretty darn hot.

Hmmm,enough smoke to obscure some sun and fix "global warming"...Go volcano,go!!!

Could just order a large combo, case of beer, and watch it blow on a big tv for less than $100. No need to take off your boots and belt, get treated like shit at the airport.... Risky flight. Deadly shit food on the airplane. Crying babies and loudmouth assholes talking the whole time. Then the charming bus ride to the site. And paper thin pizza with no topping for hundreds of dollars. And warm beer. I'm out.

Kidding. Butt, there's a lot of them volcanos blowing smoke all over the place. Should be a nice cool summer.

They could have just thrown one in the volcano and appeased the gods ..

LtDave32 said:

They could have just thrown one in the volcano and appeased the gods ..

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"Seriously? Not one of you is a virgin? What kind of debauched crowd are you, anyways?"

More details of what happened came in.

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mdubya said:

More coverage...

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I didn't see that episode

DeafDumbBlind Kid said:

I didn't see that episode

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Season 1. Careful. Don't spill your beer.