This is why you stay off Mount Etna.

I know. How fucking stoopid can you be to get so close to a rumbling, active volcano that ... oh yeah, destroyed an entire region the last time it really got pissed off.

A pyroclastic flow (also known as a pyroclastic density current or a pyroclastic cloud)[1] is a fast-moving current of hot gas and volcanic matter (collectively known as tephra) that flows along the ground away from a volcano at average speeds of 100 km/h (30 m/s; 60 mph) but is capable of reaching speeds up to 700 km/h (190 m/s; 430 mph).[2] The gases and tephra can reach temperatures of about 1,000 °C (1,800 °F).

Pyroclastic flows are the deadliest of all volcanic hazards[3] and are produced as a result of certain explosive eruptions; they normally touch the ground and hurtle downhill or spread laterally under gravity. Their speed depends upon the density of the current, the volcanic output rate, and the gradient of the slope.

Where is Mount Erma?

Also, this is why the tour guide makes sure you pay before and not after.

can't blame stupid americans.


those people aren't fat.

Olds442 said:

can't blame stupid americans.


those people aren't fat.

Click to expand...

One is even running backwards and filming the whole thing.

I learned from Pompeii, others are just curious I guess

The image stabilizer on that camera is FANTASTIC.



If I was up there, Id’ve pulled the rip-cord on my escape vehicle and been gone!

Who in the fuck would choose that for a vacation?

pnuggett said:

Who in the fuck would choose that for a vacation?

Click to expand...

In late spring.

JTM45 said:

I learned from Pompeii, others are just curious I guess

Click to expand...

I was there

Oh, wait, it was the Pink Floyd movie

never mind

If I blow my top will you let it go to your head?

“I’m going to walk on a volcano”



“HOLY SHIT! TIS VOLCANO IS A VOLCANO!!!”



People are dipshits. Myself included.

Did they make it?

The Gods must feed

brokentoeswalker said:

The Gods must feed

Click to expand...

They are angry, they wanted fat Americans. They are also not very smart gods, because fat Americans wouldn't walk up there.