Wow, a lot of little ones

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Why do taller people have a lower life expectancy?


Researchers have found that the lungs of taller people don't function as efficiently, relative to their bodies' demands, as those of short people. Short men will live longer than taller people because they are more likely to carry a gene that protects them from the effects of ageing, scientists have revealed.
 

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Y'all done give me a complex....
I got yer back Edro....
Got you the new "Ultimate" box so you can edit your Crimus list of all these freaks making fun of us short folk.

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Do we need to remind them how vulnerable knee caps really are...?

One day all us short folk will rise up with great vengeance and furious anger.

Sadly, no one will probably look down and notice.

Until......
 
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I got yer back Edro....
Got you the new "Ultimate" box so you can edit your Crimus list of all these freaks making fun of us short folk.

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Do we need to remind them how vulnerable knee caps really are...?

One day all us short folk will rise up with great vengeance and furious anger.

Sadly, no one will probably look down and notice.

Until......

You can use the 'edro move'... Stomp hell out'n they pinkie toe...
 

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They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time


--R :laugh2:
 

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What do you little people prefer, dwarf, midget, Pygmy, little fella or “little person”? I don’t want to offend anyone.
 

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They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time


--R :laugh2:

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Why do taller people have a lower life expectancy?


Researchers have found that the lungs of taller people don't function as efficiently, relative to their bodies' demands, as those of short people. Short men will live longer than taller people because they are more likely to carry a gene that protects them from the effects of ageing, scientists have revealed.
Makes me want to restart smoking. Never too late. Fuck.

Also, when you wear a guitar you look bigger. Much bigger. And when you stand next to a half stack.... With logger boots. It all adds up. Fuck.
 

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Why do taller people have a lower life expectancy?


Researchers have found that the lungs of taller people don't function as efficiently, relative to their bodies' demands, as those of short people. Short men will live longer than taller people because they are more likely to carry a gene that protects them from the effects of ageing, scientists have revealed.
thats not it...friggin leprichans live forever!
 

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Why do taller people have a lower life expectancy?


Researchers have found that the lungs of taller people don't function as efficiently, relative to their bodies' demands, as those of short people. Short men will live longer than taller people because they are more likely to carry a gene that protects them from the effects of ageing, scientists have revealed.
One problem with that.

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Well I am in good company height wise if those heights are accurate
 

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