Cupcake? Heresy? Pony? 4 stacks of plexi?

This is real food to me.

I don’t drink soft drinks anyway, so I ain’t gotta worry bout no Diet Coke stuff.

THC water I see ain’t got no carbs or sugar!

Olds442 said:

the look i get from waitresses when i say no fries, no tots, etc.


i tell them i am on the I hate myself diet.

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I had a waitress at a place we used to frequent, notice I wasn't eating the carrots in the mixed veggies I had with the grilled fish. Carrots were not allowed on the diet I was on. She started bringing out the mixed veggies with more of the other veggies and no carrots.

They catch on quick. And most are very helpful with options.

I lost 90 lbs on that diet. Then I found out I could run, since I wasn't carrying that extra 90 lbs. Sadly put on quite a bit working from home. Working on getting it back off, but going slower this time.

Mike I said:

This is real food to me.

I don’t drink soft drinks anyway, so I ain’t gotta worry bout no Diet Coke stuff.

THC water I see ain’t got no carbs or sugar!

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carbs in the cornbread and carrots and you have sugar in your barbecue sauce.

i tell you, it's not easy.

I think I need to get with my boy and get his chef-brain stewing on Beetus spice packs for red meat, dead bird, and veggies.... Sell the spice packs... NO sugar....super low carbs....

Market some as Sous Vide Spice Packs..... (it's just spices but some sous vide folks would jump at em to make it easy to spice meats and veggies for sous vide... Quicker than digging the the spice cabinet to find the right stuff. Cut a packet and dump it in the bag, then the protein of vegs.... Simple... Sell to restaurants...( Yeah they use sous vide, they just don't tell you they do...) Sous vide cooked proteins are actually much better and more consistent.... Crust it on a grill for mere seconds and good to go....

rcole_sooner said:

I had a waitress at a place we used to frequent, notice I wasn't eating the carrots in the mixed veggies I had with the grilled fish. Carrots were not allowed on the diet I was on. She started bringing out the mixed veggies with more of the other veggies and no carrots.

They catch on quick. And most are very helpful with options.

I lost 90 lbs on that diet. Then I found out I could run, since I wasn't carrying that extra 90 lbs. Sadly put on quite a bit working from home. Working on getting it back off, but going slower this time.

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I just learned about carrots the other day and basically all fruit.

Fruit other than bananas were on that diet, but it was a beetus diet.

It's sad that at this point in my life I realize that I should have been in Forestry, a dietician, and a history teacher.

Instead, I babysit unions and clients alike, and I hate daycare!!!

Olds442 said:

I just learned about carrots the other day and basically all fruit.

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The only fruit I will eat on rare occasion is small Granny Smith apples....I may eat a couple of the short carrot sections....once in a year maybe....

I don't go near fruit juice.

The SG greeted me like an old friend. Can't believe it took me so damn long to get one.

Big chunk of this one, too.



I wanted this one done cuz I knew critters have been hollowing it out for a long time.

Check it out; daylight on the end.

My mommy is in the hall powder room.... Imma lay here and wait.

Olds442 said:

carbs in the cornbread and carrots and you have sugar in your barbecue sauce.

i tell you, it's not easy.

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I use a lot of these. You can't taste the difference.



BUT, if you use this guy's ketchup for awhile, and are forced to use Heinz, Hunts, etc, you'll realize how much sugar "regular" sauces really do have.... It'll damn near put you in a coma.

Donuts have everything you need from the basic three food groups:
White flour, white sugar, and grease.

Ten thousand cops can't be wrong...

VictorB said:

I use a lot of these. You can't taste the difference.

G Hughes Sugar Free Sauce

Award-winning pit master G Hughes brings you his variety of sugar free, gluten free, preservative free, BBQ Sauces, Dipping Sauces, and Marinades that are perfect for your next meal creation!

www.ghughessugarfree.com

BUT, if you use this guy's ketchup for awhile, and are forced to use Heinz, Hunts, etc, you'll realize how much sugar "regular" sauces really do have.... It'll damn near put you in a coma.

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I have G. Hugh's BBQ sauce! Its very good.

I am not a fan of ketchup.

Entire lawn is done....and whippersnipped to boot.
I'm done, too. A self-propelled mower next time....(promise to myself)

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Another fine remembrance of my childhood. I haven't seen one of those in ages.