My Buddy in Plano...

has been bugging me to go with him to Las Vegas (again) for the last year, or so. I just haven't had the desire to do it. If I'm climbing on a plane, it's going to be to go somewhere cool with my wife. And, Vegas ain't it.

It's a long flight from here... about 5.5 hours in the air. Plus, all the bullshit on each end, going & coming from airports. There is NFW I'd do that in steerage, either.

I burned almost all my miles for our Europe flights, so I don't really have enough, and Vegas is not worth a $1,700 flight.

That's probably the biggest thing that keeps me from doing it. I know. Pussy. But, IIWII

Today, I get an email from him.

In it were round trip FC air tickets, paid for with his miles (if I had his miles, I'd burn mine... he was George Clooney). And, a room reservation at Bellagio, for four nights this August. My hotel room is gonna be on me, though.

Fine. I have no problem paying for good hotels.

So, I have no choice but to say thank you, and go. In truth, I'm getting a bit of a chub. We always have a great time there. I just hate making the flights.

Apparently, he called wifey, told her his plan, and they figured out what days were good for us this summer.

She has been walking around with a shit eating grin on her face for the last couple days.... now I know why. She says that the girls want to spend some time at the beach, and I am not invited... girls only. No husbands, or kids. Mom and her two daughters.

Gee.... guess what week that is going to be? LOL


That was a ray of sunshine on an otherwise rainy and miserable day!

You sure wifey didn't put him up to it...?

Better watch her credit card statements.

Other than that, ENJOY!!

We will need photos of the hookers and blow, just for safe keeping.

I'm sure there was a fucking conspiracy. Not a shadow of doubt.

Cool beans! I wish I had rich friends.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS! (Unless it's chlamydia.)

Torren61 said:

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS! (Unless it's chlamydia.)

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An Australian lass I've known since our blog days from 2006 said, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but an STD, that fecker follows you home."

The last time I was in Las Vegas was by invite to a private show.

Friends like that are few and far between.

SteveC said:

In truth, I'm getting a bit of a chub.

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#1: Motive.

Because the nearby ghost-town of Oatman, AZ has burros roaming the streets.

SteveC said:

She says that the girls want to spend some time at the beach, and I am not invited... girls only.

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#2: Opportunity.

Because wife & kids won't be there..


Sounds like all you need are a few gallons of freaking oil there, P-Diddy..

Nah, seriously.. Go and have a great time. Do it before it gets too friggin' hot. Now is perfect.

LtDave32 said:

Nah, seriously.. Go and have a great time. Do it before it gets too friggin' hot. Now is perfect.

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Oh, no... why go now?

We're gonna wait to the middle of fucking August, when it's 375 degrees in the shade.



And, there ain't no shade in the desert as you know!

six-string said:

The last time I was in Las Vegas was by invite to a private show.

Rolling Stones keep on truckin’ with multimillion-dollar gig at Bellagio

The Rolling Stones played 14 songs in 90 minutes at the Bellagio on Monday night and came away with a $4 million payday.

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nice work if you can get it

hahahaha you fucking loser. who goes to vegas?

i'm probably the only fucker on earth that's been to vegas 50 times, made money every single time, and never spent a dime of my own money doing so.

the only thing fun about las vegas is an on time departure getting out.

It's kinda like owning a boat that never gets put in the water. You just throw money at it.

I dunno.... I used to go to Vegas every year for the WSOP. They were giving away free money, so why not?

Vegas was always +EV for me.

I'd rather have a 17' center console that I wax every year than a free trip to fucking vegas.

vegas is the asshole of the southwest.

took 15 posts, butt we got there @LtDave32

Wonder how much that free trip will cost.

Id go see a show at the Sphere then go eat at White Castle.........Vegas is getting really expensive though bro.......a slice a pizza at New York New York was $18...............Could only imagine what a decent rub & Tug would cost you.........

Olds442 said:

I'd rather have a 17' center console that I wax every year than a free trip to fucking vegas.

vegas is the asshole of the southwest.

took 15 posts, butt we got there @LtDave32

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And Stevie will tell you that Atlantic City NJ is the armpit of the northeast.

And NJ is already a buttcrack. "smells like New Jersey" is actually a thing.

With stockyards and packng plants and chemical industry in other states, it's NJ that they bitch about.

Not Texas. Not Michigan. -New Jersey.

So it's like a buttcrack had two arms attached, with nasty-ass , hairy Vladivostok weightlifter pits on each side.

Steve's first-hand Atlantic City account of greasy, back-haired "suave" types with Don Johnson sportjackets over wife-beater t shits, driving gaudy 80's IROCs is the stuff of legend...

LtDave32 said:

And Stevie will tell you that Atlantic City NJ is the armpit of the northeast.

And NJ is already a buttcrack. "smells like New Jersey" is actually a thing.

With stockyards and packng plants and chemical industry in other states, it's NJ that they bitch about.

Not Texas. Not Michigan. -New Jersey.

So it's like a buttcrack had two arms attached, with nasty-ass , hairy Vladivostok weightlifter pits on each side.

Steve's first-hand Atlantic City account of greasy, back-haired "suave" types with Don Johnson sportjackets over wife-beater t shits, driving gaudy 80's IROCs is the stuff of legend...

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and living in Philly, he's safe from any terrorist attack. nobody gives a shit about Philly.