And, you wonder....

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We miss the days when there was carpet








And not hard woods

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I prefer my tooth floss to be minty, not fishy

We had a neighbor in CA. She was probably our age, maybe a bit older (mid-30's). Not a certified "looker", but pretty damn sexy. Had legs that went all the way down to the floor.

She wore hot pants every day.

You'd think that would be a good thing, yes?

Well, from afar - you bet. Created much wood.

Get up close, however, and the fur growing down the insides of her thighs, out from under the short-shorts, was a huge turn off.

Kinda like, wake you up screaming in the middle of the night turn off.

No. Thank you.

SteveC said:

We had a neighbor in CA. She was probably our age, maybe a bit older (mid-30's). Not a certified "looker", but pretty damn sexy. Had legs that went all the way down to the floor.

She wore hot pants every day.

You'd think that would be a good thing, yes?

Well, from afar - you bet. Created much wood.

Get up close, however, and the fur growing down the insides of her thighs, out from under the short-shorts, was a huge turn off.

Kinda like, wake you up screaming in the middle of the night turn off.

No. Thank you.

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I remember having a cute Dutch girl on my shoulders for a chicken fight. She wasn’t like an American girl.

SteveC said:

I love it, too. Evelyn and Jake are fucking mint!

But, I'mma Big Banger

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Me too. Big Bang is one of my absolute favorites, and I still watch reruns late at night. Channel I watch just went back to S1 E1 two nights ago. Kaley at her youngest on the show. Wow. Great ensemble cast and writing. But it just can't beat out Two and a Half Men's edgy writing and Charlie is maybe best sitcom character ever written. All IMHO. Plus, all the hotties parading around on the show.

I had a huge crush on Demi after this 1986 movie.

We’ve got to have midgets in here, an amputee midget would be ideal

JTM45 said:

We’ve got to have midgets in here, an amputee midget would be ideal

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Actually the bottom one in the bikini…

I’d look massive!

I'd stop off for a short one on the way home.

Think how fast you could spin her.

SteveC said:

Think how fast you could spin her.

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Just out of curiosity, how many times in your life have you had to explain to a woman what a “spinner” is?
I’ve had to do it a few times, and it’s usually awkward. Women have different humor, you know…

SteveC said:

Think how far you could toss her.

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Fixed.

pnuggett said:

I'd stop off for a short one on the way home.

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Okay, show of hands…..how many of you looked up midget porn after seeing this?

SteveC said:

Think how fast you could spin her.

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You'd need a governor. You don't want her spinnin' off like a helicopter...

LocoTex said:

Okay, show of hands…..how many of you looked up midget porn after seeing this?

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Yeah, I don't think them boys are gonna show their hands. Not for a while, anyway.

SteveC said:

Think how fast you could spin her.

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The old prop job!

Leee said:

Just out of curiosity, how many times in your life have you had to explain to a woman what a “spinner” is?
I’ve had to do it a few times, and it’s usually awkward. Women have different humor, you know…

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If you need to explain it she's too big.

LocoTex said:

Okay, show of hands…..how many of you looked up midget porn after seeing this?

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BRB