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No. I swear. It was big. It was yellow. And, there was warmth.
I almost wept.
10 gallon ball cap?
You must of had a better biopsy Dr. than I did. The damn numbing injections hurt like a mother - 3 shots into the prostate. Yea, the staple thing was no big deal after that, but man those shots.Say my uro yesterday... Urine tests good. PSA down a tiny touch more than 6mth ago. Med must be slowly shrinking it... 'See ya in six.' I just got lucky and drew a big ass prostate, hence the high PSA... He told me that after two staple gun dances that showed perfect just big as hell, that last new whiz bang MRI showing perfect just big as hell (the last staple gun biopsy damn near literally dirt sammiched my ass from a bacterial infection), that if my PSA #s did go up, first thing would be heavy antibiotics for that chronic inflammation I seem to have drawn in the lottery too... Then consider biopsy.... Nothing to the biopsy other than hearing the 'staple gun' take biopsies... Really nothing to it... I just got unlucky the least one and caught the bacterial. Thankfully daughter was down and took my ass back to the ER the second time and gave them hell and made them admit me. Specialist said I wouldn't have even made it back a third time... Took a while of being on the bag with some heavy duty planet killin' shit to pull me through that in hospital, and several days in hotel nearby so I could go to hospital infusion center and sit with them while getting even more kryptonite in a bag every day...
Where do hospitals get those damn midget ass Diet Cokes in the can? Not enough to even get started.... About like a tiny 'mater paste can.... Pack of crackers and one of those... Geeze... One can will barely get you through two goob butter crackers without choking... "I done made this hospital probably over half a million bucks in the last couple weeks and y'all ain't be springing for full size co'dranks? Dayum."
Hospital Tip: Always ask for green jello for every desert. That's got the magic critter killer stuff in it that'll heal you up. That's why no matter how short or long you are in the hospital, you only get the green jello when they've soaked you for about all they can get..... Days and days of yeller jello, sometimes orange..... and finally you get the green... Amazing after the green jello, they let you go home... See?
Somebody has to pay attention to these thangs and report it all to others.... I'm on to em... Ask em... They'll tell you that's nonsense... Just look at em and say "Then why the hell ain't I had no green jello yet?" Yep. They cain't hide the truth... Rat bastids....
You must of had a better biopsy Dr. than I did. The damn numbing injections hurt like a mother - 3 shots into the prostate. Yea, the staple thing was no big deal after that, but man those shots.
Discovercard with the bimbo from Two Broke GirlsNothing on this planet currently makes me reach for the mute button faster than that fucking Jardiance commercial......any of them.
No. I swear. It was big. It was yellow. And, there was warmth.
I almost wept.
This is the future, and the Starbucks employees are going on strike because they don't want to wear black shirts.