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lolWhat's really crazy is, the further forward society marches, the less Looney Toons becomes surreal.
I was in a company truck near Pueble, CO. My apprentice and I were on a dirt back road creeping along through pinon trees. Suddenly, a real life roadrunner bolts out of the bush. He veers and is running right in front of us. Neither my apprentice nor I had ever seen a roadrunner in real life. They're quite large birds.Lies. All lies.
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Roadrunners are badass apex predators,... they kill diamond backs and rattlers with ease. They like killing anything,.. lizards, birds, rodents,.. just about anything that beak can puncture. Coyotes usually don't fuck with roadrunners,.. usually.I was in a company truck near Pueble, CO. My apprentice and I were on a dirt back road creeping along through pinon trees. Suddenly, a real life roadrunner bolts out of the bush. He veers and is running right in front of us. Neither my apprentice not I had ever seen a roadrunner in real life. They're quite large birds.
Anyway, he says "WOW! Did you see that roadrunner??" (Of course I saw it.) Me: "Yeah, that was cool as hell! Did you see that coyote with a rocket strapped to his back and wearing roller skates chasing him??"
holy fucking shit, how big are they? Unless that's a pygmy rattler or hatchling / fake pictureRoadrunners are badass apex predators,... they kill diamond backs and rattlers with ease. They like killing anything,.. lizards, birds, rodents,.. just about anything that beak can puncture. Coyotes usually don't fuck with roadrunners,.. usually.
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Boy, I say boy, what's the big idea?
No Foghorn Leghorn?!
Roadrunners are badass apex predators,... they kill diamond backs and rattlers with ease. They like killing anything,.. lizards, birds, rodents,.. just about anything that beak can puncture. Coyotes usually don't fuck with roadrunners,.. usually.
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It's a small snake,.. Roadrunner can get bigger than some huge crows. It's their beak and head thats out of proportion to their body,.. they're huge.holy fucking shit, how big are they? Unless that's a pygmy rattler or hatchling / fake picture
Every once in a while I get one checking out my pine tree for baby birds,.. they’re everywhere here in town. They make the oddest sounds,.. gurgling and purring.Our local desert is full of roadrunners. -and coyotes.
The one I saw I would estimate easily over two feet from tip of the beak to the tip of the tail and a foot and a half tall. Bigger than a raven.It's a small snake,.. Roadrunner can get bigger than some huge crows. It's their beak and head thats out of proportion to their body,.. they're huge.
I haven’t heard a roadrunner go “meep meep” except the Plymouth variety.The one I saw I would estimate easily over two feet from tip of the beak to the tip of the tail and a foot and a half tall. Bigger than a raven.