Virus Conspiracy, Travel, Prepping, Bitching

[Brians Evil Twin]

I'm quitting my day job to do this

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The only competitor I have right now is some lady named Abigail Ybarra. But her prices are through the roof, I can deliver the same product for much less money.

My 100 first customer's will receive a scented candle. Order now before the stuff is gone!

That's not a TP maker, that's one of Bling's boudoir contraptions!

 

[Tone deaf]

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I wish I had thought of that...before they closed Party Hardy!

 

[Tone deaf]

all the rage on the fashion runways this Spring......
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Well, they are well prepared to wipe up...err...'spills.'

 

[Thundermtn]

The be ready by Monday warning we got is turning out to be correct.

All counties in the Kansas and Missouri, Kansas City Metro Area just had a 30 day stay at home order issued to start Tuesday.

 

[LtDave32]

The be ready by Monday warning we got is turning out to be correct.

All counties in the Kansas and Missouri, Kansas City Metro Area just had a 30 day stay at home order issued to start Tuesday.

Probably a good idea to post this in the virus information thread..

 

[Wuuthrad]

Contributing to the “Conspiracy” part. I don’t have a “theory” as of yet, but I did see two black helicopters yesterday, and at 5:30 AM as I let my dog out, a low flying slow moving drone...

Is this normal?

 

[CB91710]

Contributing to the “Conspiracy” part. I don’t have a “theory” as of yet, but I did see two black helicopters yesterday, and at 5:30 AM as I let my dog out, a low flying slow moving drone...

Is this normal?

Drone as in quadcopter or as in something that looks more like a conventional aircraft?

Police agencies are using the small quadcopters for special events, but they still have a limited range and the operator would be close by.

 

[Wuuthrad]

Drone as in quadcopter or as in something that looks more like a conventional aircraft?

Police agencies are using the small quadcopters for special events, but they still have a limited range and the operator would be close by.

It was pitch black and I could see an aircraft with a constant white light and a blinking red light, square shaped, at about the same height or lower as the black helicopters I saw earlier.

Never seen anything like it! Appeared small and very specific.

I’ve got near 20/10 vison so I know I’m not “seeing things?”

 

[Seven]

 

[gcbike]

How Much Toilet Paper?! - The Toilet Paper Calculator

I will survive with my toilet roll in quarantine! How long will you last?

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[LtDave32]

I have been paying attention to my TP use. In the last 10 days, I’m still using the roll that I had when I started paying attention.

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I’m sure I used a bit downstairs too. Still, at this rate a 12-pack lasts 3 months.


{yes, I posted this from the crapper}

so, you're using the method of one square, insert middle finger into center of paper square, stuff finger(and paper) in asshole and twist..

 

[danohat]

No. But I have to say.... a daily dose of MetaMucil has been life-changing in the TP department. For one thing, I typically go in the morning, and take a shower. No or minimal TP required.

Any other time, it’s one wipe for cleaning, one wipe for inspection.


For people who get trapped inside with these lockdowns, I’ll bet folks will switch to a different mix of food than their bodies are used to. This might ramp up TP use. Especially if they end up at Chipotle or Taco Bell for take out.

I have mentioned a daily dose of Metamucil for that exact reason on MPL. Ha!

 

[danohat]

2015! Ha!!!

 

[Shred Astaire]

I wish I got onboard sooner. I started in October. Highly recommend.

I remember when you posted about that and was thinking what took you so long?!?

 

[VictorB]

MetaMucil is poison. Buy psyllium husk powder and use that instead... the ingredient in MetaMucil that makes you go is psyllium husk, but the makers of MetaMucil add sugar (it’s the first ingredient listed on the bottle). Sugar constipates. So MetaMucil works against itself.

 

[danohat]

I get the stuff without sugar. Off brand.

 

[VictorB]

This is what I use.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Holy shit y'all are talking 'bout metamucil!

Sites justa buncha old people, ... and cat gifs!!!

Ewww gawd!!

 

[SteveC]

so, you're using the method of one square, insert middle finger into center of paper square, stuff finger(and paper) in asshole and twist..

Like cleaning a shotgun!

I was just going to suggest stuffing a bore snake down your throat and pulling it out your asshole.

 

[Shred Astaire]

I also use pipe cleaners.