Facebook Disgusts

[Kamen_Kaiju]

but enough about me and my selfies,..what do you think about me and my selfies?

 

[Stage Fright]

Oh, and let us not forget the people that post how in love they are with their spouses, they married their best friends, and then when you talk to them in real life, they are miserable/cheating/divorcing/or something else. Then they spit out another baby and are so in love with their soul mate. Puke! And while they are pregnant, they post their weekly updates "my baby is the size of a peanut now and it's heart is beating." Glad you were able to get some sperm poisoning. Enjoy your 2:30 feedings!

 

[Stage Fright]

update:

sitting at a red light, thinking about lunch

It did not happen unless you post pictures of you thinking about lunch sitting at a red light.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

I rarely post on mine. Mine is littered with 70's Kiss+James Dean+other nonsense. I do not have family and HS pals on mine. I scroll down. Harmless stuff. I'm not disgusted.

I remember when people would show you photos of their kids in bundles, it was pure braggadocio.

Wives would screech---------

"Look at us, look how happy we are."

The husbands would drink beer with me and "shoot."

"Man, I'm drowning in debt, she won't have sex with me. Tim, you need to have kids."

The old misery loves company bit.

People are vapid. They want the limelight. Kids+dogs+guitars+boats....all just props.

My bassist runs our band page. I enjoy it. He doesn't like when I post. He "wishes" we we were loved. I spout and spew, many ROCKERS don't get the joke. Good clean fun.

 

[LP121]

Every day I hit my knees and give thanks that I never joined Facebook.

 

[Jakeislove]

Oh, and let us not forget the people that post how in love they are with their spouses, they married their best friends, and then when you talk to them in real life, they are miserable/cheating/divorcing/or something else. Then they spit out another baby and are so in love with their soul mate. Puke! And while they are pregnant, they post their weekly updates "my baby is the size of a peanut now and it's heart is beating." Glad you were able to get some sperm poisoning. Enjoy your 2:30 feedings!

What about the rants people go on when a relationship fails?

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Every day I hit my knees and give thanks that I never joined Facebook.

LP, it is no different than MLP. Same stuff. I like the new world. I can "infect" thousands. At first I hated computers. My wife bought me a laptop=instant propaganda. Before, I had to pound the streets,handing out cassettes+chapbooks,

"Please read my poetry,listen to my R+R."

I got 11 hand-written "fan" letters.

My first year online I had legions of detractors and several hundred "fans." What is not to like? This is Sodom,feast on the humanity. Here, I just got this on my FB page. Infant Mortality. I drank with them in the 90's. See? Quality stuff can be found
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfyFkj6qY5E[/ame]

 

[Scooter2112]

3:38pm EST: Took care of an above average itching sensation near my left scapula. Pretty successful day so far, given some of life's little roadblocks making their presence known.

Keep the faith, friends...endeavor to persevere. We're all in this together.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

One man's banality, is another man's inspiration. Just got another Infant Mortality vid. FB is great. I want to steal the singer,he is fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3&v=6Ou25YLkFfg

 

[Jakeislove]

3:38pm EST: Took care of an above average itching sensation near my left scapula. Pretty successful day so far, given some of life's little roadblocks making their presence known.

Keep the faith, friends...endeavor to persevere. We're all in this together.

You're a true hero and inspiration to us all.

 

[Alligatorbling]

this is why i only follow maybe 25 people on fb. i have 70some blocked (old drug dealers/connections)

i have a large friends list, i like to keep in touch, but i dont care to hear details about everyone. unfollow is a great tool.

 

[Bytor1958]

I LOVE FB!!!

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

just read something

AM OUTRAGED!

 

[Jakeislove]

just read something

AM OUTRAGED!

Did someone call a fat kid fat?

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

someone needs to check their privilege

 

[Shred Astaire]

Sounds like FB is not the problem for many of you. sounds like it's the people you've chosen to be friends with.

I can't say I have any of the above issues with my experience.

My friends post about music, movies, art, entertainment, politics, family stuff (I guess I actually care about my friends families - I understand that's weird here), jokes...very rarely about their food or their problems. My friends know that's better handled in private.

Some of you just sound like cynical dicks that I wouldn't want on my friend list either. You know "I had fun once...it sucked, but because of everyone else, not me." Hahahaha

Man oh man...you learn a lot about people in FB threads. Lol

 

[Deus Vult]

So, this morning, an annoying friend posts two photos of his wife rocking their baby and says something about a 2:30 feeding. Really? Who do you really think cares about your wife feeding at 2:30 in the morning? Why do some people think the world revolves around their babies? I got my own, and wish yours well even though I really don't give a crap about them.

Then I see a woman complain that her neighbor woke her up to return her dog because it got out at 6:30 in the morning. Really? You can't just say thanks and realize your neighbor might have just saved your dogs life?

People, wow, I am starting to think I just don't want to be a person anymore.

The irony here is unbearable.

 

[Jakeislove]

someone needs to check their privilege

I don't have any, LOL!

 

[Pop1655]

I wish Lt. Dave was the mod.
The religion and politics is killing me!

 

[Meatwad]

Some of my friends are unrelenting in their constant badgering about me not being on FB.

Screw all that.

You wanna get a hold of me to tell me something, then call me or knock on my door....e-mail, whatever. No Facebook.
I'm pretty damn anti-social in real life, why should cyber life be any different?

Now get the Hell off my lawn!!!