When I Sexually Harass Women At Work...

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  1. Scooter2112

    Scooter2112 Senior Member

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    I've always thought that women would eventually be MORE pissed when nobody bothers to look twice at them. Why bother with all the shopping, accessorizing, hair, nails, and war paint if nobody even notices??
     
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  2. Caleb

    Caleb Senior Member

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    I've long since come to the conclusion that there are some dudes by whom the chicks like to be gazed at. I just ain't one of them. :laugh2:
     
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  3. Malikon

    Malikon Skreeeeee-ONK! V.I.P. Member

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    dude make the technology work for you. Don't be creepy in sunglasses,..just stare at your phone like everyone else,...except what you're really doing is zooming in on them and taking pics to jerk off to later.


    Wait what? :shock: :shock:



    :laugh2:
     
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  4. DavGrape

    DavGrape Silver Supporter

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    Caleb, I could gaze at you all day.
     
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  5. Caleb

    Caleb Senior Member

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    Yeah but the sunglasses really go with my trench coat and ten year old domestic sedan. It's kind of a set.
     
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  6. I Break Things

    I Break Things Senior Member

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    Hmm... I got married at 20. My wife was 27 at the time. We lost our virginity to each other at a nice suite a few hours after the wedding.

    Seems different from most of the stories on here. :laugh2:
     
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  7. Caleb

    Caleb Senior Member

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    Thanks buddy, I appreciate the compliment.
     
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  8. KP11520

    KP11520 Senior Member

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    Two sets of rules really. Rules for the average guy, and then the other rules for the guys that make them HOT. Which there are none. And no matter which you are, now it can all come back and whoop you upside the head. Just cause right now it's cool to say "I was sexually harassed!"

    What did I miss? Damn!
     
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  9. Malikon

    Malikon Skreeeeee-ONK! V.I.P. Member

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    what are you doing on a computer? I thought the Amish shunned technology.
    does Jebediah know you're on MyLesPaul!?

    :laugh2:
     
  10. cjpeck

    cjpeck Senior Member

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    huh. Guess I don't find jokes about sexual harassment funny. Ya'll are better than that.


    Now go ahead and call me names and light my feet on fire. It still ain't funny
     
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    Malikon Skreeeeee-ONK! V.I.P. Member

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  12. dave b

    dave b Senior Member

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    You're right. True sexual harassment isn't funny. But a lot of what is characterized as s//h nowadays is NOT, and WILL be joked about. No sacred cows here....try India.
     
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  13. danohat

    danohat Senior Member

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    The women in my life get treated very well. The ones not in my life, well, they're all c*nts. Ha!
     
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    dave b Senior Member

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    You wouldn't believe how hard this made me laugh:applause:
     
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  15. SteveC

    SteveC Get off my f*cking lawn. V.I.P. Member

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    So.... two in the pink and one in the stink is no longer a pickup technique?
     
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    No one was actually sexually harassed in the making of this thread.
     
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    efstop Senior Member

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    I love and respect women, but some of them are c*unts and there is nothing to do about that. So avoid those ones if you can. Just as women should avoid some of us.
     
  18. rabidhamster

    rabidhamster Senior Member

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    I don't sexually harass women they sexually harass me. Refuse to ogle them no matter how much they try to gain your attention.

    I do catch women from time to time trying to "trap" me at work though. They'll encourage you juuuust enough to lure you into harassing them. But you don't do it. They won't be interested in the slightest outside work, those little tricksters.

    I've had women at work 'accidentally' drop something and bend over to shove their ass in my crotch, or sitting down they'll put their face down in my lap. That generally hasn't made me feel harassed...

    But seriously though I've been sexually harassed by women (girls too) more times than I can even count, starting well before high school

    I think Queen has a song dealing with sexual harassment to an extreme don't they?
     
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  19. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    Some chicks go nuts if they're obviously pretty and you ignore them.
    Negging is a real thing, and if you don't overplay it, it's a useful tool in a long game.
     
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  20. Caleb

    Caleb Senior Member

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    :shock:

    You can't be serious.

    :laugh2:
     
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