Well, now I kinda feel like a dick..

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  1. Tone deaf

    Tone deaf Senior Member

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    Fi

    That's discrimination...isn't it?
    * And to think the whole discussion has been focused on pickles and related liquids.


    * So difficult to tell what is and isn't, these days.
     
  2. Jymbopalyse

    Jymbopalyse Senior Member

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    You just never know where an MLP Thread will take you after 5 pages. :hippie:
     
  3. Bytor1958

    Bytor1958 Senior Member

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    Things can go sideways real fast around this place. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  4. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    It's fugging pickle juice, roommate needs to man up and get the sand out of his mangina.
     
  5. algs911

    algs911 Senior Member

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    Almost spit up my lunch just now reading this. Funny stuff right there.
     
  6. SixAngryStrings

    SixAngryStrings Señor Member Premium Member

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    So, being a believer in karma, I bought the mopey bastard a new jar of pickles.. I just stuck em’ in the fridge, not even gonna to mention it.
     
  7. LtDave32

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    Six, it was pussy-ass, passive-aggressive crap that poor Little Lord Fauntleroy threw his two lousy pickles in the trash.

    He could have mentioned; "Hey guy, about the pickles.."

    He could have just said to himself "screw it, it's two damn pickles" and not sweated the small $hit. -Best response.

    But no. He had to take a "hurt" position. "they're no good now. Nevermind that they've been on their two-pickle lonesome for weeks, if not months. Roomie did me wrong, somehow. I make my tragic statement by throwing the two vandalized, sullied pickles, stripped of their life's juices into the garbage. Instead of eating them, of course.. "
     
  8. LtDave32

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    Dribble a bit o' piss into the jar.

    Hey, added brine.
     
  9. SixAngryStrings

    SixAngryStrings Señor Member Premium Member

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    No, no.. I’m trying to be mature about this..:laugh2:

    I figure buying little lord fauntleroy a new jar of pickles is a good way to shine him on, remove the guilt from me, and make him look like the dick.
     
  10. SixAngryStrings

    SixAngryStrings Señor Member Premium Member

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    Won’t really give a shit soon anyways, heading back over to mi ruca’s place in a minute.. we’re gonna drink beer, do laundry, and make dinner.. she’s got a kick ass record player too, and Black Sabbath Paranoid and Led Zep III on vinyl!:naughty:
     
  11. Dun Ringill

    Dun Ringill Premium Member

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    See, the disturbing part of this is Strings doesn't know if his roommate had done this to his pickles prior to the theft. How many fingers were in that jar before you got there?!?
     
  12. ErictheRed

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    Sounds like you two will be cheesing Cat Benatar together in no time. Congrats!
     
  13. electric head

    electric head Just passing thru Premium Member

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    Does she have a bunch of retro toys??

    seinfeld.jpg
     
  14. 45WinMag

    45WinMag Silver Supporter

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    Sabbath and Zeppelin on vinyl? Definitely a penis somewhere at some point. Check the medicine cabinet for hormonal treatments.

    Pickle juice is vile shit, maybe the traumatic experience of drinking it made you forget the penis.
     
  15. SixAngryStrings

    SixAngryStrings Señor Member Premium Member

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    No, but she really has a thing for skulls, which is f’ing AWESOME! :headbanger:



    That’s one of the episodes we watched, I’d never seen it before, I was in tears.. that may have been the funniest South Park episode I’ve ever seen.. MAJOR BOOBAGE!:laugh2: And, now I can’t get that Don Felder song out of my head..
     
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  16. Rich

    Rich Non sequitur Premium Member

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    And that's why I don't use the fridge in the office kitchen.
     
  17. mgenet

    mgenet Cheese Burger = Earth Silver Supporter Premium Member

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    Cold, man, real cold... :cool2:

    but I like it!
     
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  18. mgenet

    mgenet Cheese Burger = Earth Silver Supporter Premium Member

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    EXCUSE ME! But WE are TALKING about Pickles here...
    :wtf:
    Geesh...

    This is important. Touching another man's pickle is just not done...

    is it? :squint:
     
  19. mgenet

    mgenet Cheese Burger = Earth Silver Supporter Premium Member

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    :photos:
    Most definitely...
     
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  20. SixAngryStrings

    SixAngryStrings Señor Member Premium Member

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    So, I started to write a note that would’ve read: “Sorry for jacking your pickle juice dude”

    But then I looked at it and realized that that was the gayest shit I’ve ever read!

    Then, the more I thought about it, I also realized that there is no non-gay way to apologize to another man for stealing his pickle juice.. so, no note.. some things are better left unsaid.
     

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