Urine Luck! STD App

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  1. VictorB

    VictorB Formerly LZF Super Mod

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    STD Test? There's an App for That | The New York Observer

     
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    coldsteal2 V.I.P. Member

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    hahahahaha
     
  3. JMV

    JMV Senior Member

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    Sounds pretty useful! :rofl:
     
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    mtgguitar Senior Member

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    Does it take stool samples?:D:thumb:
     
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    Hizzy My 15 minutes are up Premium Member

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    And it will call up the health center with your name as well I hope and make you get treatment.....ha ha.....or cut off your phone service....ha ha

    We are laffin now, but the government will have us all monitered and branded soon enough.

    Too much salt...sector 7B....
     
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    kevinh Senior Member

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    Guy: Wanna go up to my room and fool around a little?
    Girl: First you gotta do something
    Guy: What?
    Girl: Piss on my phone, to prove you don't have herpes
     
  8. Sirzach

    Sirzach Senior Member

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    I have a feeling that is exactly how it will go. :laugh2:
     
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    XD just wow... PHAIL
     
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    Girl: Well, looks like you have herpes... aaaand a new phone.
     
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    Dan Senior Member

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    :laugh2:
     
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    V2.0 will make bisque, if you have the crabs. :shock:
     
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    :naughty::rofl:
     
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    Good idea. Apparently 40-70% of the active population has an STD of some sort. My statistics info comes from a friend who got tested and the nurse quoted that %.

    Soooo if we take the low 40% number and apply it to MLP and its 34,567 members we have 13,826 members that are toxic. Some of them even V.I.P's :laugh2:
     
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    Next up: "Oral Herpes On The Rise!":laugh2:

    Do these so-called "British health officials" know that germs/viruses/STDs aren't just spread by direct contact?:hmm:

    If something like this were to pop up in the USA, we'd all be up shits creek without a paddle!:shock:
     
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    If Tiger Woods had that app, and Elin got to his phone.. I could only imagine the divorce settlement (that was at like, over 750 million!!!!) would be doubled :laugh2: :laugh2:
     

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