The Mad Hatter's Tea Party

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  1. Phil47uk

    Phil47uk Senior Member

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    A mysterious character materialised virtually over night at the last Vasco trial and has sworn alligiance to the old Scouse twat ever since.

    But who exactly is he?

    In fact does he even really exist at all other than in cyber space? :shock:

    The British secret service keep intercepting strange disjointed posts from him, which we have to decipher with an Enigma machine borrowed from Bletchley Park..

    A typical Onehippie post would go something like this.

    'i being me support Vasco. everyone is banjocaster lover. Justice has been not done to properly. beware Onehippie is um good'. :shock:..:hmm:

    Is he an American, or a Scouse plant?

    An image of him has been caught on camera, but we are still not sure if we have the right person.
    Can anyone throw any light on the subject.


    CCTV IMAGE MAY 5th 2012...

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  2. Cloverdale Road

    Cloverdale Road Senior Member

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    To paraphrase PM Churchill, onehippie is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

    I really don't know but I don't think that he's an American. Maybe a Vasco alias? Alien life form of some sort?



     
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  3. Nightrain

    Nightrain Senior Member

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    Is that Olive? Reminds me of Olive. Popeyes wife.

    :D
     
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  4. River side

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    That's not Olive, that there is a Goon.
     
  5. Rankelson

    Rankelson Senior Member

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    Does Look like Olive

    Nights


    Moses went to Mount Olive


    So Popeye punched him

    :laugh2:
     
  6. Tim Fezziwig

    Tim Fezziwig Senior Member

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    He is my blood Father.
     
  7. Roberteaux

    Roberteaux GOOMPH! V.I.P. Member

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    Yup.. that's Alice the Goon.

    I have come to believe that Onehippie might be a living human brain, fed pure proteins via a feeding tube, pure oxygen through a pump circulating synthetic blood, and stimulated with small doses of electric shock (for stimulation) through the saline solution in the tank it floats in. This apparatus is to be found in Mr. Vasco's cellar; it is one of his many clandestine scientific experiments, and it is hooked directly to the Internet via a coaxial cable plugged into an adapter mounted in the cerebral cortex.

    The brain itself is that of a Canadian.

    --R
     
  8. River side

    River side Senior Member

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    Alice the Goon worked for the Sea Hag...

    Go figure.
     
  9. River

    River Senior Member

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    Dunno, but he has a real eye for color. Especially on foggy mornings, and in the Fall.
     
  10. Phil47uk

    Phil47uk Senior Member

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    Certainly looks like her Nightrain, but MI5 think it's onehippie without he's usual disguise.
     
  11. Phoenix59

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    Q: And how does it play guitar?

    A: Badly.
     
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  12. Mike60

    Mike60 V.I.P. Member

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    Onehippie is Stock Hippie's half brother
     
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  13. captain tightpants

    captain tightpants Banned

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    He reminds me of this guy on the far right (our right, not theirs), standing next to "The Squire" Danaher

    :hmm::hmm::hmm: Which would make Vasco "The Squire," if by chance he were Irish instead of ....well, you know what he is :naughty::laugh2:

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    Who cares? :laugh2:
     
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  15. captain tightpants

    captain tightpants Banned

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    Good point:laugh2::laugh2:
     
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  16. brokentoeswalker

    brokentoeswalker Senior Member

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    Could it be........

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  17. Chicago John

    Chicago John Senior Member

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiCv3RwFef0]jfk joe pesci - YouTube[/ame]


    :hmm:
     
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  18. MineGoesTo11

    MineGoesTo11 Senior Member

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    His boss is rumored to be the notorious crime boss, Juan Vasquez...

    or as he is known to Spanish Authorities...

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    I am onehippie :hmm:
     
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  20. Cloverdale Road

    Cloverdale Road Senior Member

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    Yeah.....I think I've seen those photos. :hmm:
     

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