The Earth is a giant cheeseburger...

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Mindfrigg, Jun 27, 2014.

True or false

Poll closed Jul 7, 2014.
  1. Yes

    38.0%
  2. No

    7.6%
  3. Maybe

    16.3%
  4. Hamburglar's ass

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  1. artis_xe

    artis_xe Christopher

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    :laugh2:

    :applause:
     
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  2. mgenet

    mgenet Earth = Cheese Burger Silver Supporter Premium Member

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    Okay...I have fallen down the rabbit hole...

    makes as much sense as Lewis Carroll...
     
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  3. redjunior

    redjunior Senior Member

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    A little pressed rat and warthog, please...........

    Maybe an atonal apple and some amplified heat?

    And some dog legs and feet...........:cool2:
     
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  4. Thermionik

    Thermionik Senior Member

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    At last...
    Someone talking sense.
     

  5. Thermionik

    Thermionik Senior Member

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    The dog legs are off
    (a semantics joke...)
     
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  6. redjunior

    redjunior Senior Member

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    Weel now. If the dog legs are off, can I have the pigs(three different ones)? That would be worth a quick grin......
     
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  7. mgenet

    mgenet Earth = Cheese Burger Silver Supporter Premium Member

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    Probably will need some tonic to go with the grin... :facepalm:
     
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  8. redjunior

    redjunior Senior Member

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    Yep ,tonic went with the grin..
    Now......
    I'm going south (south) for that acapulco gold...
    Ain't nothing it can't fix (can't fix?)
    Old dogs (legs) can learn new tricks,
    When the streets are lined with bricks,
    of acapulco gold...........
     
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  9. mgenet

    mgenet Earth = Cheese Burger Silver Supporter Premium Member

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    Pulled that one out of your top hat red, nice.
     
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  10. redjunior

    redjunior Senior Member

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    Actually ,I thought I had the dumb today....

    Thank you, mgenet..:cheers:
     
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  11. CRobbins

    CRobbins Premium Member

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  12. redjunior

    redjunior Senior Member

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    Wait, what?

    cheeseburgers, ah yes........:cool2:
     
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  13. nauc

    nauc Senior Member

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    exactly! ban!!!!!
     
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  14. Thermionik

    Thermionik Senior Member

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    This:-

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    or this:-

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  15. redjunior

    redjunior Senior Member

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    Dang, just looked outside... Would you believe this?
    It's raining cheeseburgers!
    h0BF13C71.jpeg
     
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  16. Thermionik

    Thermionik Senior Member

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  17. Thermionik

    Thermionik Senior Member

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    The first recorded food worship was around 70,000 years ago (to an edible stone snake in southern Africa). Then later we see more Dietary Deities - first around 13,000 to 12,000 years ago. It is only some time around 6,000 to 5,500 years ago we see the emergence of burger-based gods. But the general pantheon of Dietary Deities is as strong now as it was then - The One True Burger worshippers seem to feel they are the only one... but, like flat-earthers. and like the peanut worshippers with their "The earth is only 6,000 years old" schtick, science proves them incorrect over and over again.
     

  18. Thermionik

    Thermionik Senior Member

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    I feel it is incumbent on me to attempt to tempt those "One True Burger" types back in so debate might continue. Sure, it's flogging a dead horse - but I need to sit and watch the most boring auction on another screen, and this passes the time nicely. So, here we go:-

    Cheeseburger In Paradise by Jimmy Buffett



    And the chords if you need them...

     

  19. ehb

    ehb Chief Discombobulator Premium Member

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    I think I need to go meditate on the mountain for a bit to get my mind right after being exposed to all this heresy up in here.....
     
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  20. Thermionik

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    Oh yeah... You and Fwank up a mountain for forty days and forty nights with no burgers, man, I give you forty hours tops before you come runnin' back down screamin' "I MUST HAVE... heterocyclic amines, sodium propionate, GMO soybean oil, azodicarbonamide, calcium peroxide, high fructose corn syrup, calcium propionate, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, ammonia-based caramel color, partially hydrogenated canola and soybean oils..."
     
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