The Earth is a giant cheeseburger...

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Mindfrigg, Jun 27, 2014.

True or false

Poll closed Jul 7, 2014.
  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Maybe

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  4. Hamburglar's ass

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  1. Thermionik

    Thermionik Premium Member

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    Nope.

    I am saying Friggenstein has forsaken his flock, and meanwhiles...
    His acolytes make graven images from ice-cream and eat them,
    rather than cleaving unto the faith's cheeseburger world model...
    Apart from the Scottish Kirk - who are going for deep fried sugar.
     
  2. Mindfrigg

    Mindfrigg Senior Member

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    Like Moses descending from the mountain top, yay verily I have returned and found my flock worshipping a golden calf. Nope. No chickpeas. No ice cream.

    The Universal Burger demands a blood sacrifice. It's beef or nuttin'. I had the Ten Commandments of Burgers around here someplace....engraved on a Sizzler's menu...
     
  3. ehb

    ehb Chief Discombobulator Premium Member

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    They is all preverts! Preverts, I say.
     
  4. parts

    parts Senior Member

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    When I want to get heretical..
    One Bun
    I grill a thin pork then beef patty..with slice of American cheese between the two and one on top..a slice of raw red onion..then a salmon burger with Montreal seasoning with Mozzarella cheese and a slice of tomato..then a turkey patty with ranch dressing..and some lettuce..
    My Heretic burger..
    A Clausen Dill..

    Some baked sliced yams "fries" on the side,,

    A Heretic..
    But F'ing good..when I used to be able to eat,,
     
  5. ehb

    ehb Chief Discombobulator Premium Member

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    You're going to hell for that.
     
  6. Mindfrigg

    Mindfrigg Senior Member

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    Seconded. Comin' round here with that stuff. Why I oughta...

    Not to mention that fake like button. It's a trap I tellya.
     
  7. parts

    parts Senior Member

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    At least I'll know everyone...and we can all still be together.. :cool:
     
  8. Donal

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    I`ll be seeing you there Parts :thumb:

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  9. KTM

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    :shock: Ummm, what do you mean "we"...?

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  10. Mindfrigg

    Mindfrigg Senior Member

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    I'll tell ya what's in a Hell Burger. Tofu, chicken, or chickpeas. Consider yourself warned.
     
  11. Thermionik

    Thermionik Premium Member

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    Spoken like a true moderator.
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  12. KTM

    KTM Senior Member

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  13. SteveGangi

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    We should have that here. Everywhere :applause:
     
  14. SteveGangi

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    I think I found my happy place!
     
  15. KTM

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    Glad I could help. :D
     
  16. Mindfrigg

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    Oh hell. Help me brothers. I've been having impure thoughts about avocado burgers.

    This is bad. Very bad.
     
  17. Mindfrigg

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    You're messin' with The Banhammer of The Gods. Yassuh. :cool:

    In heaven every day is Slider Sunday. The other place is lots and lots of fibre.

    Lots. Fibre. And not the good kind.
     
  18. Thermionik

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    Ooohhh.....

    Mithrandir, you have come over all butch and forceful :applause:

    :lol:
     
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    ehb Chief Discombobulator Premium Member

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    I'll whoop yore damn ass...
     
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