The Earth is a giant cheeseburger...

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Mindfrigg, Jun 27, 2014.

True or false

Poll closed Jul 7, 2014.
  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Maybe

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  4. Hamburglar's ass

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  1. tragewombat

    tragewombat Senior Member

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    so volcanoes are a result of tomato- juice seeping through the bun.. :hmm:
     
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  2. Mindfrigg

    Mindfrigg Senior Member

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    Well technically...ketchup. Catsup? Hm. What's the Greek for that?

    Actually, if anybody knows the Aramaic that would be great.
     
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  3. Mindfrigg

    Mindfrigg Senior Member

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    It's very likely. Unless we repent. I say 'we'...but I actually mean 'you'. As in, 'all of you'.

    It's why I started this thread. I'm trying to save the world here. That is, the giant cheeseburger that is the world we inhabit.
     
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  4. Roberteaux

    Roberteaux Alien Hominid V.I.P. Member

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    Great... I told you that we needed to stay underground to avoid governmental backlash...

    --R :D
     
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  5. Mindfrigg

    Mindfrigg Senior Member

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    Nay. The time has come. We must fight the good fight. On the land. On the sea. In malls and food courts. The message of The Great Fryer must be heard.

    Some say I got that wrong. But 'friar' just doesn't fit in the context of The Universal Burger. I don't claim to be perfect. Far from it. I'm just better than everybody else.
     
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  6. Roberteaux

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    :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

    --R :thumb:
     
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  7. KTM

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  8. DHBucker

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    Well, I must confess the bumps were cosmetically applied "for her pleasure".... Mother Nature likes to ride rough sometimes. You dig?
     
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  9. Mindfrigg

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    I tried that once. Applying bumps that is. My methods were not sound though.

    Hot glue on the johnson burns like a m**********.
     
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  11. Mindfrigg

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    Now you tell me.:doh:
     

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  12. Roberteaux

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  13. Mindfrigg

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    That's a good tip. So much enlightenment on this thread. It should be made a sticky.
     

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  14. Frettter

    Frettter Senior Member

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    3 Pages and nobody did this?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJi4bln-hHQ]Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise - YouTube[/ame]
     
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  15. Mindfrigg

    Mindfrigg Senior Member

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    Well. I did tag it.



    The song, well. It is a hymn of 'the movement'. I just...didn't want to proselytize.


    But thanks for that Frettter
     
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  16. ehb

    ehb Chief Discombobulator Premium Member

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    I haz gaz....
     
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  17. Mule Train

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    Would you like flies with that?
     
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    Hold the climate change. Reheated burgers are never as good as when originally prepared!
     
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  19. Meatwad

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    Hold the pickle.
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  20. Mindfrigg

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    So true my brother. Testify! :dude:
     
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