The Earth is a giant cheeseburger...

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Mindfrigg, Jun 27, 2014.

True or false

Poll closed Jul 7, 2014.
  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Maybe

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  4. Hamburglar's ass

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  1. Thermionik

    Thermionik Not Fade Away Premium Member

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    These are amongst the Dietary Deities from just one country, and one we know well in these parts (MLP) because we have already seen Surströmming worship hereabouts. But just one, single country offers up a plethora of Dietary Deities, like:-

    Stekt fläsk med löksås och potatis - you guessed it, pork with onion sauce and spuds.

    Ärtsoppa ain't a ban on painting, it's a yellow pea soup.

    Pölsa sounds like a Warsaw automobile, but is really a haggis without its overcoat on.

    Blåbärspalt sounds like spilled fat, but is blueberry dumplings.

    Räksmörgås - well... an open sandwich of prawns, egg, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato or cucumber topped with lemon and dill - like a bizarrely healthy burger.

    Bruna bönor och fläsk - brown boner in a flask, but actually pork with stewed brown beans.

    Or,for pudings...
    I thought I saw Äggost on the menu. And Våfflor (you got that - waffles) or Klappgröt... wel - YOU decide...

    But with all these Dietary Deities, do you really want to stick to just one?. Listen to your inner scientist.
     
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    It is a religious dance to certain Dietary Deities...

    "Come On Everybody, Let's Do The Bowel Movement".

     
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  3. mgenet

    mgenet Earth = Cheese Burger Silver Supporter Premium Member

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    That's a mouthful of Burger talk...
     
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    "Come On Everybody, Let's Do The Bowel Movement"

     
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    mgenet Earth = Cheese Burger Silver Supporter Premium Member

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    Weird.
     
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    Just an update on my pursuit of the 'spherical burger' concept. More precisely, ...I refer to the 'radial' or 'concentric' model which would more correctly correlate to Our World as a material expression of The Great Burger that exists within and without our 'universe'.

    Like the alchemists of old..there are many permutations in my quest for perfection as I burn the midnight lamp. For your edification...
    You can of course see the evolution of an idea. With a few sidebars as, in the pursuit of such a complex and abstract principle.... the mind does wander...

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    This is my thought..No, because there aren't many sesame seeds on a bun, whereas there are like a 5 billion or so people on Earth.
     
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    You must be on another "Earth".
    This one has 7.6 billion - go on... count them...
    But DON'T be suckered in by these fools and their "One True Burger" patter.
    There is a diversity if Dietary Deities to devour, constellations of consumables for all...
     
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    Ahh..last time I looked it was like 4.5 billion or something..
     
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    The one true bun is sesame seed free.
     
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    Creating a cult is a lot harder than I thought it was.
     
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    Well said, Brother Therm...well said. Amen and pass the cheese plate...
     
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    Hey, who died and made you cult leader?
     
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    Hard indeed...

    And you are not alone - why... this century alone, in just 17 years, Apollo Quiboloy, Alan John Mille, David Shayler, Maurice Clemmons, Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez and Jess Young have all publicly tried to do the same.

    Sergey Anatolyevitch Torop tried to do just that, even had his followers calling him "Vissarion" (means "He who gives new life" in Russian..) and called his movement "The Church of the Last Testament". Dude has... let's see... two wives, six children, some 4,000 plus Vissarionites, and maybe 10,000 followers worldwide. They call him te Jeebus of Siberia... But he has bewn going since 1990

    You are quite fresh to it - but give it time...
     
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    Well good luck with that, Frank. Sam says you are WAAAAAY out of line...
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    Well ok then. It's settled....
     
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